shitty in pink

women learned about the concept of love languages and never stfu

I hope our baby’s love language is acts of service

Bitches are like "omg I love this scene from Hannibal. Bryan Fuller is a genius!" and this is the scene in question:

if the truman show came out in 2020 trumans life would be livestreamed 24/7 and the twitch chat would be absolutely wildin. poggers

whenever truman was preoccupied like sitting at the bus stop checking fake reddit on his phone or whatever it would be like that live stream of jackson hole wyoming before they took the chat away

in 40 years there will be a historical doctor who episode where they go to the glasgow willy wonka experience and find out The Unknown wasn't an actor at all

They'll take roald dahl there just like how they took van gogh to the museum

"We turned the desert into an oasis" if you feel that youre indigenous to the desert why change it? Why feel the need to turn it into something that is not? Why uproot olive trees to make for highways? Why plant non native trees to remind you of elsewhere? Why do you hate the desert? If you need to "civilize" a land you live in then you might not be from there at all

this is sending me

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

Just some absolutely amazing work by banksy.. hes probably my favorite street artist he is fucking up the game right now. He is the picasso of graff

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

i’m going to kdxjdhdjhddjjdhs

TWO??? Having a private jet at all is bad enough on its own but why the fuck does she need two of them???

ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them