November 29, 2023 - Kissinger has finally died! 🦀🦀🦀

i’m going to die

🇵🇸💚 A mariachi band joins the Columbia encampment!

🔹 Original caption: A mariachi band joined the encampment and sung Cielito Lindo to students at Columbia. “Oh, oh, oh, oh, sing and do not cry, because singing cheers up, pretty little darling, our hearts.”

🔸 Sources: Wear The Peace and Gerald Dalbon (footage)

this is mega funny because i recently saw a gofundme run by zionists to hire a mariachi band to play next to upenn's encampment to uh fuck with them i guess? even though there's existing evidence of columbia vibing with it. zero mental process

never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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can people stop saying insane things on this post

YouTube essayists have too much power over you people

and now, some input from macklemore

but in all seriousness, respect to macklemore for this because holy shit

good news! all bovines want to chew and eat ur clothes so badly!

Wow! Look at all those sticks! That’s exactly what I need for my nest and they’re all perfectly sized omg. How lucky they just fell on that big log like that! Just gonna grab these bad boys for the nest and hop on ov-

Huh, weird! I wonder where that first bird went. WOW, look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How lucky I am that the first bird missed them all! Just gonna pop over here and grab these for my nest and then g-

Hmmn. I was pretty sure that there was another bird, but maybe it flew off after that weird splash! WOW! Look at all these sticks and they're all perfectly sized! How glad I am that something startled them, leaving these perfect sticks for me! Just gonna go nab some of those for my nest and the-

huh? Whats that?

computer enhanxce::

its this. and according to my readings its going about its merry way

faascinating

the sunguss

Wild to see real sunguss here in Pennsylvania. It’s crawling around

A special little sunguss. Its native range is: your heart.

incredible lucky animal; called sunguss it can be found just about anywhere it wants to amble around.

Food: it eats wet

Diet: it east wet things.

Happy: Can’t you see the smile on its face?

Sad: when its dry

Family: other type of sunguss (yellow and blue)

Size: 3.9E-34 cm

Color: its red one

Item description: a red sunguss

Cost: priceless

Age: 12 days

Motives; unknown

twitter's been trying to sell me on a fucking neet 4chan girl dating app bro i've only been jobless for like a week i'm not that cooked yet

like i'm not above dating someone that's kind of a loser because so am i but i do not want to take the 50/50 that they call me the r slur after telling me their favorite 4chan board

You want my treasure? You can have it! You'll just have to find it!

Transformers (2023) #4

stop naming your pets after anime characters i just had to ask this person "are killua's testicles enlarged?"

like 2 weeks ago i had to ask "is nami's liquid diarrhea getting better?"

i helped this guy schedule a neuter for his dog named luffy once and this man tells me with a straight face "thank you for all your help getting luffy neutered"