Anonymous asked:
Have you ever encountered Florida Man?
Who knows? It’s possible. I’ve encountered many people without learning their names. Probably not though, I’m living in California. That’s on completely the other side of your country.
Anonymous asked:
Do you know about a thing called vocaloid?
I do not. What is is, some kind of life form descriptor, like humanoid? (Which I completely am, if you were wondering.)
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I decided to check out some Earth music last night. Wow you guys have a lot of different kinds. 90% of it barely counts as music, of course, but some of it isn’t that bad.
I mean ‘country’ music?
What country is it from? Are they at war with the rest of the planet? Is their music a battle tactic designed to demoralize the enemy?
I decided to check out some Earth music last night. Wow you guys have a lot of different kinds. 90% of it barely counts as music, of course, but some of it isn’t that bad.
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Know what’s amazing?
STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE!
Why did nobody tell me about this before? What other Earth delicacies have I been missing out on?
How about you try a strawberry banana smoothie? I love those! 👌👌👌
Oh, that sounds good too, thanks for the tip!
Hey, @completelynormalhuman do you want to go try some more Earth food later?
Sigh. Fine. But only if you let me have the “French Fries” this time. I’m sick of sweet flavors, and I’m interested in why that method of frying potato is so specific to one nation.
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oh shit whaddup its an alien
(i already know tumblr’s gonna kill it so click for quality)
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👽 Waiting for 3BELOW ❤ ❤ ❤
How did the humans get hold of this image?
Anonymous asked:
What's your favorite music genre?
You don’t have a word for it yet. It doesn’t really exist on this planet yet and judging by my experience recently, it doesn’t seem like the average Arcadia high-schooler is ready for it.
I’m going to introduce it to this planet though, maybe send a demo or two to some European DJs, but it’ll take some time to filter through. Give it a few years and it’ll be everyone’s favorite genre.
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Anonymous asked:
See if Arcadia has a public pool; it's a great way to cool down, get some exercise, and possibly socialize. However, you're going to need swimwear.
Ooh, now that’s a great idea!
‘Swimwear’… time to do research. @completelynormalhuman what do you think, something to do tomorrow?
This could be fun. I found this example of swimwear, do you think it would be appropriate?
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So what does the average human kid do all day when school is over for the summer?
I mean, I know what this average human kid will be doing, I’m just interested in what the rest of you will do. I’m totally not going to take your answers and use them as suggestions for me and my brother, because we already have plans.
Asking for a friend.
Anonymous asked:
If it's any help, I don't think most of Arcadia knew about Trolls either, even though the Trolls lived under their city for, like, centuries.
Oh really? While we learned about them within a week of arrival…
Anonymous asked:
What are your thoughts on string theory?
I think humans have made a good start, and you’re on the right track. Give you a century or two and you might just understand it. I’d be happy to give your scientists some pointers. It would have to be anonymously though, because I’m trying to be incognito.
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Anonymous asked:
Sorry to tell you this, but Jim became a troll and left town for NJ, and Claire whet with him. Toby's probably not been around because he's hanging out with Aaarrrgghh or sulking because he couldn't go too.
Wow, lively!
I’ve seen these trolls around town sometimes, but I didn’t know humans could turn into them. How do they do that? Do they turn back again?
@completelynormalhuman This place is more interesting than we realized!
Trolls? That’s what the big things are? Interesting. There was nothing about them in any of the literature I read before we got here.
Science on this planet is woefully backward. Honestly, I don’t understand how they survived this long, let alone began to launch humans into space.
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Anonymous asked:
There used to be trolls who could turn into humans, but I don't think they can anymore? As for Jim, I'm pretty sure he's different from those trolls but he can't turn human either. I think.
That’s too bad, being human is actually pretty okay. But maybe being a troll is better? I wonder if I could try it and see!
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outta this world!