Vicky stumbled back a little when Junkrat let go of her, turning around in an entirely unnessecary twirl to get back on balance before she trotted after the tall, lanky goblin she dared to call a friend.
“Show me!” she exclaimed, hovering around him excitedly like some sort of obnoxious pixie. “Show me! Show me! Yeah, lemme guess! Ya looted some old mech carcasses- or wait! did you find a town or something? Didja find some tech? What about-”
“Didja get anything for me, though?”
Jamison giggled uncontrollably at Vicky’s string of guesses, barely able to keep his mouth shut nor able to contain his excitement. He quickly hobbled along to lead her to his share of the spoils.
At Vicky’s last question, however, Jamison stopped dead in his tracks and straightened up, turning around with a large, toothy grin.
❛ I did get’cha somethin’, actually-- ❜ Jamison replied, fishing through one of his shorts’ pockets. After rummaging around for a moment--there was a lot of stuff in there, it seemed--he pulled out what looked like an old and neglected Hello Kitty keychain. It was rather grimy and a bit faded, but after a little cleaning it’d still be in pretty remarkable shape, all things considered.
❛ It’s small, fat, n’ cute, like you. ❜
{ god i love reinhardt so much }
{ i should commission someone for a fuckoff huge bubblegum pink hangzhou spark reinhardt poster }
last night i played some painfully high 350+ ping games on the euro server with @likepigsfortheslaughter. i was not in a good mood because of offline reasons and so i splurged and bought some hangzhou spark skins for my big daddy faves, and man. i’m in love. bubblegum pink rein makes me feel a certain kind of joy. also being salty af meant i kinda kept going awol on my team to doing my own thing via some bright pink dps angry rein action lmao
Here’s to 2019. Thank you for all the love and support this year, guys.🖤
“It means you’re constantly being trampled and walked over thus making you acquainted with feet as I mentioned before.” she directly answered.
“You call that–” a look up and down. “–merchandise?” she chuckled. “If you mean discounted, then I suppose.”
Jamison scoffed, looking incredulous. ❛ Tch. Sharp tongue--I’ll gave ya that. But speak for yourself, sunshine. Ain’t no one the boss’a me. I do what I want, when I want. ❜
❛ N’ what the hell do you mean “discounted”? You talkin’ out’cha arse? This ‘ere-- ❜ he gestured to himself with no shortage of flare, ❛ is worth a bloody hefty sum, I’ll tell ya that much. I’m top notch shit. ❜
“Take over cleaning their throne, perhaps.” a scoff. “Or perhaps a footstool with how acquainted you are with getting stepped on.”
❛ Ey? What the hell’s that s’posed to mean? ❜
❛ Ain’t no one’s allowed to step on this merchandise. If anyone’s gonna be doin’ any steppin’, it’s gonna be me. ❜
“…You wish to thrive so you willingly take a plunge into an abyss of dismay? That seems quite the opposite. Besides, I’m still in favor of the perishing option.”
❛ Yeah, nah. Satan would step aside n’ beg for me to take over, obviously. ❜
last night i played some painfully high 350+ ping games on the euro server with @likepigsfortheslaughter. i was not in a good mood because of offline reasons and so i splurged and bought some hangzhou spark skins for my big daddy faves, and man. i’m in love. bubblegum pink rein makes me feel a certain kind of joy. also being salty af meant i kinda kept going awol on my team to doing my own thing via some bright pink dps angry rein action lmao
❛ I WILL FACE GOD N’ WALK BACKWARDS INTA H E L L !! ❜