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even more extraordinarily good cropped conservative images
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Oh to be a plant in love with a silly jester
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I genuinely can’t comprehend the uniquely Christian urge to see someone at their lowest and think “Now is the perfect time. I should tell them about my religion.”
Well, yeah. Because Jesus heals.
Better ask him to heal ur mom cuz I blew her back tf out last night. Thank g-d today is Shabbat bc I need the rest
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me after reanimating the corpse of tolkien: so later on in the show, galadriel’s new bestie, halbrand, is revealed to be sauron, which kind of erases celebrimbor as a character and his contribution to the main conflict
tolkien: that’s what you’re worried about when two of the beatles are still living? go finish the job
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found this on twt and i screamed
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Bro take this with u u might need them later
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You're telling me a gar* licked this bread?
*a North American freshwater fish of the family Lepisosteidae
A helpful visual:
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Some time ago, I designed a dryad for every platycerium/staghorn fern species I have or have had (my grande died, but the rest lives). They are sorted here in the following order:
- p. ridleyi
- p. bifurcatum
- p. superbum (+ grande)
- p. elephantotis
- p. veitchii lemoinei
- p. cabbage
- p. madagascar alcicorne
- p. quadridichotomum
- p. stemaria
- p. coronarium
My collection has grown with two p. madagascariense and a p. mt. kitshakood since I made these, so I suppose I’ll do two more at some point. The line art, ink layers, my design thoughts and some plant talk is publicly posted on my Patreon.
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Mount Congreve Gardens, Waterford, Ireland
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mood rn
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FUN FACT: I’m actually *further* to the left now than I was in my 20s!
I saw someone write recently (paraphrased), “They said ‘you’ll get more conservative as you get older’ and what they didn’t realize they meant was ‘you’ll get greedier and more paranoid as you get richer’ [which is true, there are psych studies] and what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”
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ooh, quoting that again for emphasis: “what they didn’t count on is that no one gets rich any more”
Why can't dying be an easy and legitimate option
I am such a shit dog owner. It's my own fault for the breed we got. A fucking blue heeler in a house with a fenceless yard?? Like jfc that right there explains it all
Like I just feel like all I tried so hard for with him as a puppy just failed. He'll never be a "canine good citizen" or a fucking normal dog with kids or new people
I'm blaming myself for his getting hit, because I never trained him to be nonreactive to cars. Now his leg is fucked up, my mom & sister are caring for him and dont take him for walks, granted he couldn't go on one anyways bc leg, or fully interact with him like he needs, they don't provide the mental stimulation that he could be having with his puzzle & interaction toys
And I'm up here in Michigan putzin around while my idiot dog is down in Louisiana, still limping. I just feel like shit idk
Of all people you could ask to borrow money from, you ask me. On the day of my birthday and I have NO income myself???? Just what the fuck
I have fucking $260 to last me two weeks asshole and u ask me for 50 bucks ???? I'm just amazed
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