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cries in trans

@specialgaygentmulder / specialgaygentmulder.tumblr.com

a better, gayer jesus
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You should see the memes too, they’re god awful.

this is beyond parody

… Anyways, if any billionaire reading this wants to pay me to make shitty memes for them, feel free to hmu anytime.

My prices are very reasonable and start at $10k per meme

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butchcorgi

one of my single greatest flaws as a human being is that i still think using 4chan greentext to narrate events is extremely funny

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helnight

oh to be a statue of a goddess covered in moss, somewhere in the garden of the enchanted ruins the castle left behind, for birds to take rest on my shoulders and for animals to sleep in front of my feet, for no ordinary humans to be reached

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