The Tortured Princess Department

Robin and Billy making eye contact when meeting for the first time and he has his dangly earring in and she's wearing a tie

i hate twitter bc every time a new season of stranger things comes out everyone is on there like “winona ryder in the 90’s tho😍” like bitch.... winona ryder is hot now. im so tired of cowardice. accept milfs into your heart or perish

We don’t serve ugly popcorn

getting queer baited in 2022 by the duffers brothers is one of the most embrassing things to ever happen to me

“we should be mad at the duffers,” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos.

“no, she’s right,” someone says. “we should be furious.” it’s joseph quinn himself.

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eddie: hey hey bitches!!!

dustin: you died i saw you die how is this i-

eddie: god said no to homophobia and sent me back!

they are sharing a fat cuban cigar in bed

sometimes it's just you and your little pot of pasta against the world

regulus: care to explain what happened pour moi?

james: uh- oui oui, so i had a little too much café on an empty túmmy, so i had a - how do you say - panique attaque.

mob boss who wears a ringpop and when you greet him you have to suck on it

lucien catching fishes with his bare hands? talented. sleeping naked? brilliant. calming a raging mate with two words only? incredible. calling amarantha out right in her face? amazing. having fire in his blood and fucking like it too? show stopping.

my best friends annabeth, annabeth, annabeth, and annabeth

Personally I feel slighted that there isn’t more Eris Vanserra fanfiction on the internet and I’ve decided to make it a goal to fix that in the next few months.

not to start drama and be eris' defence lawyer but i think he should be forgiven for all his crimes purely because he has eldest daughter syndrome