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whatever forever

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She/her, I’m 18 now mfs
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Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.

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weaselle

you literally don’t need any other plot and i would watch the movie

  • Every 'normal' adult is fussing around Pugsley and Wednesday because "poor children that must be so hard for you to see mom and dad break up like this"
  • But the kid are absolutely unfazed, arguing that "it's alright they will be together again soon". The normie are so sad for the "children clinging to vain hopes" until Morticia and Gomez get married again two weeks after the divorce.
  • In the meantime Mama and Uncle Fester fight about which one of them will go to whose custody.
  • They pretend to argue in court and at meeting with lawyers over the splitting of the properties but that's mostly Gomez insisting to leave more and more thing to his wife in an angry voice.
  • At home they decided not to talk to each other so Lurch has to (begrudgingly) transmit messages from one to the other, even when they are sat on either side of the table.
  • That works (more or less) then Morticia says one word in french and Gomez run to cover her with kisses until Morticia remind him that they are spliting (that's the only moment he seems to regret the whole thing)
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yeomanstuff

This. All of this.

Omg yes this would be amazing

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{{So you know that random gold circle on the side of Husk’s top hat? Fun little detail, right? Maybe it’s a poker chip, maybe it’s a coin, or maybe…it’s a dealer’s button.

I’ve been doing more research into poker terminology for obvious reasons, and I’ve recently learned about this little token that indicates which player is the dealer for that round. They can come in various colors, but an image search revealed that gold is among the most common.

Ok, so it still fits into Husk’s aesthetic. But it gets better. There’s another name for a button, and that’s a buck…as in a male deer…as in THE MAN WHO OWNS HUSKS SOUL AND DICTATES HIS CLOTHING. How much do you wanna bet Alastor made him wear the button/buck from their poker game as yet another constant reminder that Husk is his? How deliciously fucked up is that detail if it’s true?}}

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citrusbat

Can anyone spot me money for food pls my ebt doesnt come for a week ;^; i prommy the ebegging is coming to a halt soon

$Batbbit

I took out a v small tiny loan and now have to also pay that back on top of still being overwithdrawn

Im v stressed out and idk what to do any.ore

so i have my ebt but im still overwithdrawn byu a lot; I also need to afford prescription cat food and pay off my credit card. idk how much that would be total but im shifting my focus to those things so pls help lmao

im miserable and tired of asking

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elsa-fogen

On the subject of (cannon) Alastor angst and suffering, mothers day is probably his least favorite day of the year. He misses his mother terribly, and I imagine he spends have the day thinking and the other half rampaging to avoid thinking. But, it would probably end with some homemade jambalaya with Rosie.

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Oh. Oh it was mothers day not long ago right-

sooo... i like your thoughts, i'm devouring them

But this year it was... little bit different. He's got TOO emotional for some reason... it's totally unrelated to anything that happened in those 7 years. Totlaly.

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hetalia-club

Somthing I love about Hetalia is we all just accept anything he gives us. Like he just randomly decides that in the MAIN manga he’s just going to start doing a mafia AU out of nowhere with no transition or announcements that it will be driving away from the main “plot” for a bit plot is in quotes because we all lost the plot long ago. Then he invented a card game to go with it and we are just all like “yes understandable more please” I simply cannot imagine joining this fandom in todays age I would be so confused what the show even is lmao. Like “Yes they are countries. But sometimes they are high schoolers, sometimes they are just like guys hanging out, Santa is real and one of them is Santa but he’s also a country and also not Santa only sometimes, sometimes they are in the mafia playing a card game about themselves and the rules are kind of hunger games-ish where they are playing to move up in power with the other districts and it’s implied better districts have access to better things but they are still countries just also leaders of gangs but the gangs are the country, One of themselves has a best friend who is an alien, and just so you know animals can talk but not all animals and they can only talk to the countries who own them and other animals. Mythical creatures are real and only some countries can see them like Americas pet unicorn that he cannot see and England friend flying mint bunny that only he can see & Norway has head set that only trolls can call him on, sometimes they are all gender swapped and all of the gender swapped versions have their own personality and human name, oh right human names! They all have 2 names the county name and human name and if you don’t learn them quick you won’t have any idea what half of us are talking about, don’t even get me started on 2!p it’s them but slightly edgier and yes they all have their own separate names that you should at least learn the main 8s version of, other times they are all cat- why did you cut me off? What do you mean you are confused? What’s not clicking? Hua fine let me start over. It all starts with the tomato box fairy and Mr. stick…..Hey! Where you going? Come back I haven't even told you how some of them are related, but also not really, but also yes they totally are!"

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tejennnn

"My partner sleeps like XX" trend but Hetalia dump

This trend is so chaotic I love it 😭

((Originals under cut))

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