Those sound interesting. Is there anything worth trying on campus?

Over buy the business building, there’s a cafe with decent sandwiches. 

Ha, figured it was worth a shot. One day I’ll get behind the wheel of that thing.

I think I’d sooner buy you a car than let you drive my lambo.

Depends what you want to eat - my top 2 places are definitely Genki Sushi and Caprice Bistro. 

Send me a ☺ to meet another member of my muses’s family

“ sorry to say that i don’t really control what running jokes stick around and which ones don’t, so i can’t guarantee that this one’ll be eradicated anytime soon. — harvard likes a 4.0 right? because it seems i’ve been unable to score less recently. bummer, right? ”

“ man and i here i thought i was talking to someone with influence in that department. - they do. that’s unfortunate, and something i relate to quite strongly. ”

Me? Easily annoyed? Dude, you better pray to God you will never get to see me annoyed. Whatever floats your boat.

Compared to a Delta? Yeah, you are. If I don’t see you annoyed before Graduation, I’m going to be completely and utterly disappointed in myself.

You’re gay? I mean, I guess it doesn’t matter to people who actually have lives of their own, but you always have the other kind, too.

I’m not gay but if it was a choice, you would make it tempting. Some frat guys are just too offended by the chance that I might find them attractive. Spent the summer getting too used to New York before coming back to backwards North Carolina I guess.

So since you didn’t pick me up in the heli, you’re going to let me drive the Lambo right? 

Ha, ha no. But that’s a funny joke. Nobody drives the lambo except for me, sorry.

You should, it’s mostly cranky, old, rich, European dudes that play cricket. You’d probably fit in a bit too well. Hmm…sounds familiar. Odds are we did egg it, unless you’re the school we TP-ed. We had a lot of free time with our tough public school lives. Maaan, no offense, but your childhood must’ve been boring as fuck. What did you even do for fun, count coins? Color coordinate your suits and ties? Ah, well in that case, you can buy me a couple dozen pizzas. [snaps her fingers in a ‘darn it!’ way] And I was hoping I could unlock every Delta Chi secret right now. Guess I’ll have to try again another time. Jeez, poor Chad…what did he do to make everyone hate him so much? I mean, other than his odd clothing choices and always making out with Tiffany near the main doors when I’m trying to get to class.

Have you ever met a crankly. old, rich, white guy? Because even if I am egotistical and somewhat conservative, I’m still a solid 40 years from being one of them. Unless Trump gets elected in and then society won’t progress so I’ll never be one of them. I would never know either way, we had a janitorial staff for a reason. I can’t say I’ve ever counted coin no, but I went to Italy when I was younger and that was fun. Color coordination is an important skill, actually. Yeah, no I can’t - that’s a terrible investment idea. Good luck with that plan. [raises an eyebrow] I don’t hate Chad, I think he has a lot of potential that he isn’t taking advantage of. Also, having a conversation with him is like talking to an overemotional wall well at least these days, he wasn’t always so bad. I have a plan to bring back the tolerable Chad. 

“ it’s a running joke, so it doesn’t really matter if you’ve called your dad that or not. it’ll stick around anyway. — the word women is in there because while we study feminism, we also study what’s led up to it. and that’s thing like the transition of women from the equivalent of objects owned by men to fulfil the duties of a mother and housewife, to full-fledged citizens — in most parts of the world — who were granted rights. in terms of schools, i’m thinking of sending my app into harvard, yale, stanford, columbia and a few other less well-known, but cheaper, schools. — as for tanya, i’m pretty sure you don’t need my help to introduce yourself. ”

“it’s a running joke that isn’t and never was funny so it ought not to stick around. -- wow, that’s amazing and so interesting. i’m sure harvard will appreciate your heartwarming appeal, as long as you have a gpa to match of course. trust me, i don’t want to meet tanya - one of you is enough.

BOLD all that applies to your muse!

Eyes: Blue | Green | Brown | Hazel | Grey | Other Hair: Blonde | Brown | Black | Red | Ginger | Grey/White | Multi-color | Other Body Type: Skinny | Slender | Slim | Built | Curvy | Athletic | Muscular Skin: Pale | Light | Fair | Freckled | Tan | Olive | Medium | Dark | Discolored  Gender: Male | Female | Trans* | Cis | No Gender | Other Sexuality: Heterosexual | Homosexual | Bisexual | Pansexual | Asexual | Demisexual | Other Education: High School | University | Higher Education  Living Situation: Lives alone | Lives with parents/guardian | Lives with significant other | Lives with a friend | Fraternity/Sorority House | Drifter | Homeless | Other Parents/Guardian: Mom | Dad | Adoptive | Foster | Grandparents | Family friend Relationship: Single | Crushing | Dating | Engaged | Married | Separated | It’s complicated I’ve been: In Love | Hurt | Sick | Abused I have a(n): Learning Disorder | Personality Disorder | Mental Disorder | Anxiety Disorder | Eating Disorder | Substance-related Disorder Things I’ve done before: Drank alcohol | Smoked | Done drugs | Stolen | Self harmed | Starved myself | Had sex | Had a threesome | Gotten into a fist fight | Gone to the hospital | Gone to jail | Used a fake ID | Gone to a rave | Killed someone Positive Traits: Affectionate | Adventurous | Athletic | Brave | Careful | Charming | Confident | Creative | Determined | Fearless | Generous | Honest | Humorous | Intelligent | Loyal | Modest | Patient | Selfless Negative Traits: Aggressive | Bossy | Cynical | Envious | Fearful | Greedy | Gullible | Jealous | Impatient | Impulsive | Insecure | Irresponsible | Possessive | Sarcastic | Self-conscious | Selfish | Unstable

“ you sure it isn’t daddy’s ego yacht? — i’m a women’s, gender and sexuality studies major. i’m hoping to get into law school after this though. and yes! she’s really a real treat to be around. she’s super open-minded and always asks really pertinent questions in class. ”

"okay can everyone please stop with the whole 'daddy' thing? like i'm pretty sure i've never called him that, and no my father didn't contribute to my ego yacht. - why does the word women's need to be in there with the word gender? law school is a good plan, any specific schools you're looking at? well that's just sweet, i'm sure the two of you will be the best of friends. you should totally not introduce me to her though."

“ whatever helps your ego stay afloat, howell. — mine went well! i’ve been paired up with this really interesting girl in my film and feminism class. she spent her summer working alongside activists in east africa, and i’ve read almost all of her entries about it on her online travel journal. it’s honestly life-changing. ”

“actually i invested in an ego yacht, clay. film and feminism class? i’m sorry what are you studying again? she sounds nice enough, a good humanitarian - you two should get along perfectly.”