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Lord Debling: So, are the Bridgerton's like your cousins or something?
Penelope Featherington: No, we're just neighbors. Why?
Lord Debling: Because your chaperone is looking at me like he wants to commit murder.
Penelope Featherington: Oh, that's just Colin. He's a friend. Totally platonic. He's helping me find a husband.
Colin Bridgerton: *makes knife slicing gesture to Lord Debling*
Lord Debling: *looks into the camera like he's on the office*
Source: lovelornlovestruck
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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society
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an experienced traveler versus an artist doing physical activity
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Once she makes up with Eloise, I just know Penelope will be Benedict’s favorite in law.
Like they’re both soooo messy and will have the entire ton GAGGED.
On some…
Penelope: *speaking over the rim of her glass* Please. Did you see his hair?
Benedict:
Whistledown! Immediately!
Penelope: Already done *whips out sheet for him to read*
Please I NEED Penedict scenes in the future.
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Penelope : I'm going to take a shower, do you care to join me?
Colin: You know, honey, there's a gun in the footlocker in the garage. If ever say no to that question I want you to use it on me.
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Colin: Look, this doesn't have to be a big deal. Whoever took that pie, come forward and all will be forgiven.
ABDEFGH:
Colin: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you. But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this. Everyone here is a suspect.
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Benedict: What about you Colin, what would you give up, sex or food?
Colin: Uhh... ooh... uhh...
[thinks really hard]
Colin: I don't know, it's too hard!
Benedict: No, you gotta pick one!
Colin: [sighs] Uhh, food... no, sex! Food! Sex! Food! Se- I dunno, oh god I want both! I want... I want Penelope on bread!
Eloise: Eww 🤢
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to sir phillip with love, post shakedown
Colin, ready to leave since they got there, full of soup: Penelope, my dear, Colin's on his way!
Phillip:, weirdly okay with having just been threatened in his own home: Who's Penelope?
Colin: Who's Penelope? She's a tender little morsel-
Benedict: Colin-
Colin: -a cup of hot chocolate after a long walk in snow-
Anthony: Colin! Please, ex-nay on the Penelopay.
Colin: She's a decadent pastry filled with whipped cream and laughter!
Phillip: Is this a person or a creme puff?
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Polin's reaction after their first kiss:
Pen: Okay. That was nice. Moving on with my life now.
Colin: Oh my God! That was the best kiss ever! I was kissing wrong this whole time! That was the best kiss of my life! I think I'm going to pass out now.
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Anthony: Why is Colin crying?
Ben: He's drunk and Penelope said she couldn't be his girlfriend.
Anthony: Has anyone told him that she is his wife?
Ben: Nah. We're having too much fun.
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Kate Sharma: I hate you
Anthony Bridgerton: *in his head* enemies to lovers, slow burn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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Violet: well wait a minute Eloise, do you not want to stay here and talk about it ?
Eloise, leaving the room: no I think I just need to be alone for a bit
Violet:
Anthony:
Penelope:
Eloise, popping back in: penelope!
Penelope: oh, coming-
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Colin: I love you.
Penelope: I love you too.
Colin: This is real. You’re actually my wife.
Penelope: And you’re my husband.
Colin: You married me. In front of people.
Penelope: I know. I was there.
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Penelope: Hey, can you help me with the zipper?
Colin: Of course
Penelope:
Penelope: UP, Colin
Colin: Right, sorry
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Colin oh, by the way, if you ever speak disrespectfully again about Pen, I'll kill you
Colin, laughing: sorry, that sounded like a joke
Colin: I will actually kill you
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Colin season 3
Colin with a hangover, after spending the night getting drunk because Penelope doesn't want to talk to him anymore, on a promenade with his family.
Colin *with hands in prayer*: God please cure my hangover and I promise I will never drink again.
Benedict *approaches and speaks*: I saw Penelope walking with a suitor.
Colin *goes back to praying*: Hi God, it's me again. Sorry in advance for lying about never drinking again.