Everyone in your family has been inside your mom

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

Same sky, different time //ma.c.a

— c.r.m.

I’m not enough, I get it. No need to throw it on my face again.

Fuck February 14th

Book in one hand. Mug in the other. What else is new?