Oof

I!! Made a side account!

Anyway, hi, I’m Oliver

I’m. Um. Not old enough for tumblr, but I should be, but I’m nOT BECAUSE I WAS FUCKING BORN IN DECEMBER GODDAMNIT

Anyway, yea, I’m to young to be on this site but here I am.

Also I’m trans ftm, and I’m lov marvel, AJR, and the original emo holy trinity. I also??? I like Green Day.

I’m not emo but it kinda seems like that. I might be. I’m not sure.

Also! I have a pet mouse! My main blog will have some stuff about him. His name is Plop. (Speaking of which, I also love The Office. That’s where I got the name hahaha)

Anyway, this is supposed to be a bit of a fandom dump blog for me, because I can’t mix shit up with other shit on my main account anymore. Too complicated for me lmao

But hi. Follow me on twitter (@/olimyguy) and insta (@/butter.buckyboi)

im not okay???

fr i have the chance to fall in love with or be friends with anyone but my bitch ass decides to set my standards so high that I’m literally in a whole school building with a bunch of “average” people

idk man, i don’t think i even have standards at all

everyone has such an amazing personality and stuff, but. I just don’t really have much of a liking towards most people at my school.

that sucks but hey, I’m just another person. I’ll stick to waiting.

other than that, if you can grant me the power of shapeshifting I’ll be your best friend.

i have periods of just being straight up ace/aro

like hey yeah ur cool but i don’t have any affectionate feelings towards you.

other times it’s panro/pansexual

i’m so fucking done with my sexuality what the fuck

Sebastian Stan + that hair + that beard + that smile

pants cat

Finally, a cat with some decency

“spa-ghetti”

This still gets me everytime

i scrolled past this post 4 times until it finally hit me

I’m in a coffee shop trying not to scream

futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out

If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage when she was a baby but in reality were looking out for her all her life

what makes it even sadder is the reason they left her in an orphanage. they didn’t want her to know she was a mutant. they wanted her to live a normal human life so they gave her up while they live in the sewers as mutants.

she is a cyclops

how did she NOT know she was a mutant

BITCH if u watched the show or did any research at all you’d know that she thought she was an ALIEN, which in that society was completely acceptable. Try again!!!!

the kind of content i live for

wait so is no one going to talk about the fact that lions literally have fuckbuddies

It’s important to realize that platonic love can sometimes seem a lot like romantic love.

It can make your heart pound and your stomach flutter. It can make you nervous to act upon it. It can be just as full of meaning and desire as any relationship, and it can be confusing at times, but that’s alright.

If it brings joy, that’s all that matters.

This is super important. Platonic relationships can be extremely moving and very emotional. Some people would literally give anything for some of their friends and that is an amazing part of humanity.

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

Shoutout to everyone that had a dream career or ideal life but were roadblocked by math. 

The phone screen is the lamp… and we are all moths.

I wonder if Thor’s Allspeak extends to animals

Bee: *is present*

Thor, turning to Tony: He says this stupid damn city needs more flowers and pollen-bearing plants because you’re making him have to work a 16-hour shift every day just to feed his wife and kids

Tony: What the fuck Thor we’ve talked about this

Dog: *Bark bark bark*

Thor, sternly: No, Captain America’s pants are not fit for consumption

Steve, with no idea that Thor can speak dog: ???!?!????!!!??

Fly: *hums*

Thor, leaping from his chair: Oh what the FUCK did you say about my hair?? Oh you want to fuckign go do you?? Is that what you fucking want??? Well Step the FUCK UP then you stupid ass buzzy BITCH *summons lightning*

DUM-E: *Beep boops*

Thor, patting Tony on the back: well done my friend

Tony: For what?

Thor: Your robot is telling me all about how well his dad oiled up his joints this morning and keeps saying ‘I love him’ on repeat. He has been doing this for an hour.

Tony, immediately tearing up: oh my fucking god Thor