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Since Gandalf smokes weed and Radagast does shrooms, I have a theory that each of the wizards represents a drug. Saruman is cocaine.

clocking in for another day at the i dont wanna factory

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

My boss is making me work even though theres discord channels to read like morning paper?

i will come kill him with my demon blade

Sometimes I worry you like the demon blade more than you like me

“there is no moral. the wolf eats you one day and until it does, the forest is beautiful.”

this frame from the fallout tv show is so funny i nearly puked watching it

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination

I know this is about capitalism but it's also about my knees

choosing to read this as if i were eavesdropping on Italian mobsters