hunrising reblogged
Niall via IG story | April 25, 2024
Anonymous asked:
rishi sunak being called a pint sized loser is so funny
when will someone step on him!!!!!
no frfr
1d put literal crack in where do broken hearts go
if money isnt happiness then why do I have the urge to but things when I’m sad
hunrising reblogged
I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times
TIKTOKER: I swear to God, no one tickles my testicles more than the people of my own fucking country. Okay, so like WHAT HAPPENED was this year, this summer, I was in Korea. And I linked up with a homie that I haven't met in a long time, just catching up. "Oh my God, how are you? You GRADUATED? That's insane, where do you work!?" Whatever. Okay.
So there was a conversation about like, food and preferences. So I just asked him! I just asked him: (in Korean, pronoucing "asparagus" as a Korean loan word) "Hey, when you eat steak, do you put asparagus?"
(in English) And this BITCH. He looks at me DEAD STRAIGHT IN THE FUCKING EYES. Has the AUDACITY to just.... degrade, I guess! Ask me: (in Korean) "HAH! Hey, aren't you from America? Why are you calling it (emphasizing the Korean pronunciation of asparagus) ASPARAGUS?"
(in English, in an exaggerated stereotypical American accent) OH, I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY! Am I supposed to say ASS-PARA-GUSS? ASS-PARA-GUSS? DO I GO (says his question again in Korean, but breaks up the flow of the speech by pronouncing all the loan words with American pronunciation).
IT FUCKS THE FLOW!!! WHY ARE YOU BITCHING!? I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY! YOU MONOLINGUAL FUCK!!!!
changed the course of history
Anonymous asked:
I wish we had the same mindset as the French like let’s start a riot
I cant prove it but i think the lack of vitamin d in british people’s system is a hindering factor in this. Like, if only we had the energy yk?
everything costs money guys im tired of it
when will sun*k choke on his own breath and die
hunrising reblogged
i need u all to know that my ability to shut up has never been challenged so much
sorry but you cannot be seriousss
People who dont know public transport etiquette piss me off man