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this blog is for VIRGINS ONLY. STOP having sex. START being more online and staring at a computer screen for at least 16 hours a day.

new vocal stim

GIRL. you don’t need that many kids 😭

An overgrown light pole in Poland

wokeman collect my pro ouns

lowkey ive had this post in the shop for months because they ran out of damn n's

Have you ever seen a poster and thought.

Wait what.

I just did so i googled

Huh. That seems.... not that far? What about...

Okay. Okay that's... still.... but maybe I'm seeing distances wrong let's try what the poster said

.....

Huh. That's. I'm. Wait what is...

Okay so the international space station is roughly 10 times closer to me than the west coast is that's fine this is fine I'm fine what

Up is very very near by, it's just hard to get to, because the planet loves us very much and hates to let go.

he keeps doing things

young male Anna's hummingbird

today's bird are these geese I found in a parking lot

the thing is the king charles portrait is genuinely incredible and exactly how I would execute a portrait of a member of the british royal family but also I literally cannot fathom why the british royal family would have it made

like yeah if I were going to make a portrait of king charles I would absolutely have just his smugly smirking face leering out of a mass of red that could only be read as blood and gore, and have his military uniform fading ambiguously into the same background to lay bare the brutality of imperialism concealed by the pomp and ceremony of the british state, and make the entire thing sort of look like it was decaying to indicate the rot of the empire. like I really struggle to imagine a better visual metaphor for the nightmarish history of a dying empire than the king's spiffy military uniform and saber and sash and rows of epaulets being literally made out of a rotting field of blood and gore. but like why did he have it commissioned... why did he have it MADE and then say Looks great I'm putting it on the wall... HE EVEN LOOKS LIKE HE'S IN HELL

Juvenile common yellowthroat . . . Bombay Hook National Wildlife Refuge, Smyrna, Delaware . . . 6/30/23

That fuckin picture of that guy at agraveyard holdin like, a cup or smt, with a mothman sized moth with him, both staring directly at the camera is somehow the funniest image but I haven’t been able to find it in months

This one?

You left fresh milk out on the kitchen table. I put it into the fridge for you but next time I won't be so gracious... *eyes and dark wings glow**