Classy Wasabi

Taurus Sun / Sagittarius Moon / Virgo Rising / Finland🇫🇮

(requested by @lettuce-hair)

Depression is like a background app that drains your battery

medusa, trying to turn you to stone, but you accidentally called her “melissa” when you first walked in and now you’re too embarrassed to look at her. “it’s alright” she keeps saying “i get it all the time” but you still won’t look. u don’t even remember the stone thing until later

what the fuck is that and why is it all sad and alone

look at its haircut haha nerd

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

..go on…….

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

i say nothing

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

Thanks

youre welcome

I adore the cardinal signs. Their leadership and observation skills are so inspiring.

Aries is bold, enthusiastic, determined, energetic, confident and optimistic. They will get what they want, no matter what. They will achieve their goals, no matter what it takes. They will the demonstrate the same behaviors on others; they will make sure their peers achieve and pursue their goals with their optimism.

Cancer is kind, nurturing, helpful, loyal, empathetic, and commendable. They will help you understand yourself better and they will be there for you in your time of need. They will teach you how to love yourself like no other and they will do whatever it takes to see a smile on your face. If you do not want to do things alone, Cancer will be your helping hand.

Libra is diplomatic, caring, peaceful, fair, social, and cooperative. They will try to find the most peaceful solution to benefit everyone. They are willing to listen and make compromises when things get tough. You can rely on a Libra to be a mediator when there is heavy conflict between anybody. Libra will push towards a fair outcome, no matter what.

Capricorn is hard-working, level-headed, determined, disciplined, responsible, and reliable. They will pursue their goals in a very professional manner and will make sure others pursue their goals the same way. They will not rest until they are satisfied with their work. Capricorn is someone you can turn to if you are having troubles with what you want to do, and they will list many things to do to bring you back to reality. They want to inspire you to be great. 

Cardinal signs are the great leaders of our seasons. Take their hand, and let them teach you their ways, I promise you won’t regret it.

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

Witchy Disney ➵ Snow White

Witchy Disney ➵ Cinderella 

Witchy Disney ➵ Ariel 

Witchy Disney ➵ Aurora

Witchy Disney ➵ Belle

Witchy Disney ➵ Jasmine

Witchy Disney ➵ Pocahontas