What are you doing here?

Awww look how baby faced you are.

I hate how my face hasn’t changed since this so I can’t insult you for your insolence

You’re lucky. I’ve aged fifty years since 2020.

I am just a normal man, I promise that I do not feast on blood. I am normal and everybody agrees on that

vampire confirmed????

real

i’ve come to the realization that i can’t perform even the simplest of tasks without music in my ears. i need it in the background or life is unbearable

Walking out of the theatre after seeing venom 2 like

no alcohol in this flask girl this is miso soup

what part of “hiiii” do u not get??? i am in Iove with u

i shouldn't be here

artefacts at the british museum

hot

@squeegeebeegee and i went on an adventure today and she took pictures of me that make me feel like i’m in a studio ghibli movie 🥰

SO !!!! CUTE !!!!

Yeah so the Big Think is literally owned by big oil. They’re making shit up so people feel too exhausted to fight for any change. Ignore this kind of environmental nihilism, all it does it help the rich avoid change.

The fuck

So now there’s a Wall of Moms, Wall of Dads, and Wall of Vets. The allyship is real in Portland. ✊🏽

As a note- Hanging the flag upside isn’t disrespectful if that’s what you’re thinking.  Hanging the flag upside down means DISTRESS. It is an SOS.

This is SUCH an important point. "Just doing their jobs" is not an excuse for war crimes. It wasn't in 1941, and it isn't now.

^^Especially if you do it with such brutality.

and so the lion fell in love with the lamb

Apple spider

Vinegar

Boots with the fur

oh... to wear a pretty dress and have a knife

The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) dir. Chris Weitz

Got to love Watsky’s words of wisdom

This is the ADHD hack that got me straight A’s for my final 3 terms of college and Cum Laude honors.

And WHAT honors?