take my breath away

that sweet something 

by paisleystyles (13.3k)

‘For the love of God, just send him a text, Lou. Please. Just be chill and say you need help with thinking of a theme and some decorations for your party – which isn’t a lie, anyway - and you heard he’s photographed a lot of parties. Just be casual.’

Louis exhales heavily. ‘So, don’t let on about my stupid crush on him, when I don’t even know that he’s gay? And how I want to cook badly for him and live with him and wake up-’

‘Maybe save that that for the second date,’ Zayn interrupts. ‘Wouldn’t want to scare the poor fella off.’ Zayn smiles then, warm and bright. ‘You’ve got this, Lou. If he is into guys, he’d be crazy not to like you. Anyone would. Just don’t go in too hard at the beginning, okay?’ 

or: a single dad au in which Louis hosts his annual Halloween party and needs a little help from a certain someone to make it all run smoothly. Featuring Zayn as Louis’ ever-exasperated colleague, Liam as a pumpkin patch owner and Niall as Niall, only with more highlighters. 

(shout out to abbie @alwaysinmyheartte for this lovely moodboard!!)

that sweet something 

by paisleystyles (13.3k)

‘For the love of God, just send him a text, Lou. Please. Just be chill and say you need help with thinking of a theme and some decorations for your party – which isn’t a lie, anyway - and you heard he’s photographed a lot of parties. Just be casual.’

Louis exhales heavily. ‘So, don’t let on about my stupid crush on him, when I don’t even know that he’s gay? And how I want to cook badly for him and live with him and wake up-’

‘Maybe save that that for the second date,’ Zayn interrupts. ‘Wouldn’t want to scare the poor fella off.’ Zayn smiles then, warm and bright. ‘You’ve got this, Lou. If he is into guys, he’d be crazy not to like you. Anyone would. Just don’t go in too hard at the beginning, okay?’ 

or: a single dad au in which Louis hosts his annual Halloween party and needs a little help from a certain someone to make it all run smoothly. Featuring Zayn as Louis’ ever-exasperated colleague, Liam as a pumpkin patch owner and Niall as Niall, only with more highlighters. 

(shout out to abbie @alwaysinmyheartte for this lovely moodboard!!)

all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.

i can’t believe i was raised by 2 air signs

do me a favor and reply or reblog with your parents’ signs, mine are libra and gemini 😶

shut up i’m busy having a fake relationship with a fictional character right now

I generally start regretting every display of emotion I have about five minutes after its over

math people scare me. math people will be like "math works in mysterious ways TO YOU. i get it though." and they do and it's fucking terrifying.

and if you ask them to elaborate they will but then you'll wish they didn't

make a little conversation... so long I've been waiting.... to let go of myself and feel alivee....

maybe the boat likes it there. ever think about that?

aint fellatio that guy from hamlet

Mahmoud Darwish, tr. by Ibrahim Muhawi, from “Journal of an Ordinary Grief,”

[ID text: the pieces of my heart that were saturated with rain and longing. end ID]

not only do i want to be sitting on a grassy cliff overlooking the ocean, i need to be sitting on a grassy cliff overlooking the ocean

here’s a malevolent start to an informational post to show that i’m mad. i’m calling you names because i am mad - it might not apply to you depending on the rest of the post, but you don’t know that yet, because you need to keep reading.

here’s actual good information. i’ll sprinkle some insults in here as well. for people agreeing with me, it’s funny because they already have this information so they can feel superior reading the insults to people who don’t have this information yet. for people who don’t have this information, it just makes them feel bad and want to stop reading. but the actual information, ignoring the insults, is good information to have.

here is the conclusion of the post, where i insult you more and make you feel guilty for not already having this information. i will say that you have no excuse to not know this information, since you’re an adult, but fail to realize being an adult doesn’t give you all the information in the world, and adults still learn things as well. i will also ignore the fact that non-adults read this post. i’ll finish with one more insult, and a slightly guilt trippy last sentence to get you to reblog.

You guys realize you’re interacting with other human beings on here, right?

I just think that maybe some of you should be like, normal

and by that I mean that like. you need to realize there are boundaries with interactions with strangers

being on tumblr at weird hours when just a couple of mutuals are online feels like going to get a glass of water late at night and finding one of your housemates still up like reading a book under a lamp in the living room

so true bestie what did you say btw i wasn't paying attention

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…