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Furious Form of Rabies

@windsofrebellion / windsofrebellion.tumblr.com

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sleepy-bebby

Num Num Cat TikTok Chain

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fernlom

ohhhh that finish

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lacrimalis

you guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just spit lyrical subjugation for whole albums at a time

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When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

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bogleech

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

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linddzz

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

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irisbleufic

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

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radiantroach
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egberts

not to sound like an old bitch but little kids shouldn't have unlimited access to phones or tablets or the internet in general. they really gotta go play outside and with toys sometimes. you can't let wifi raise your kid

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jame7t

I’m like a chef, cooking these posts. Or like a military general, sending them to die. I don’t really know what I’m doing with the posts

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isotypic

i’m so fucking mad bc half the “good among us owners” don’t even have fucking spaceships for their among us and if they do they’re not ventilated properly, they have no imposters because they want to “keep their mongus safe” like okay they’d be safer in the wild but whatever

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exitwound

electric stoves aren’t real btw they’re placebo stoves. your food cooks because of the placebo effect

yeah no its just a bunch of LEDs that turn red, it only boils water because you expect the water to boil

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I hate those fucking billionaire morning routines. My life quality would NOT improve doing that bullshit. I wake up at 5am and I'm miserable, because it's FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING. I take a cold shower, and I hate my life because I'm covered in cold water. I go for a run at 6am and I wish I would die, because it's dark and my chest hurts. I am not more rich or more successful I just hate myself

Every time I see someone on YouTube post a morning routine like this I just think... you know you're allowed to enjoy life, right? Eat some chocolate. Wake up at 11am on the weekends. Smoke some pot, even. When nature designed you it didn't have the sigma grindset in mind

I don't think a fulfilling life just constitutes of work and being on the "grind". We should be allowed to just exist. Sleep. Eat. Play with some dogs. Watch sunsets. Listen to music. Call me radical idk

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sooooo can yall help me determine if this is a fireable offense

a lady just came in asking if we have oat milk and we dont so i said “our soy milk is pretty good though, thats what i use in my drinks!” and she looked at me and went “yknow soy milk lowers a mans sperm count” and without thinking i just went “cant lose something you never had”

youre laughing. i got called a soy boy and youre laughing

okay to the people confused by this allow me to shed a little light on the subject

icant fucking breathe

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