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Hell's Parking Lot

@stinky / stinky.tumblr.com

A chronicle of the "interesting" parking methods observed from my office window overlooking the back end of hell.
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I realize this isn’t a car, but I thought it deserved an honorable mention since it’s a perfect example of parking something giant in a spot that’s way too small.

Full disclosure: this was last week and the flag is gone already. I assume building management objected to the bank’s flag being three times bigger than the state and US flags.

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Don’t worry about that half a van sticking out of that spot. It totally fits. Really. #itdoesntreallyfit

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Oh, sweet parking lot people, don’t ever change.

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Here’s another one from the archives - January 15, what do those crazy blue lines mean, again?

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I’m working from home right so I can’t see my parking lot, but I remembered that I have a few I snapped and then never got a chance to post. Here’s a good one from March 10.

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I don’t need to park in that other handicap spot - I fit just fine right here!

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Happy Park Wherever You Feel Like Day! Celebrate by ignoring the lines in a parking lot near you! #dontreallydothat #itsnotarealholiday #ijustmadeitup

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I get it. It’s really hard to park correctly when the lot is this crowded.

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They must have forgotten to put lines around that spot when they repainted the parking lot.

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All four spaces at once. This one never gets old.

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They repainted the parking lot lines over the weekend! I’m sure that will help everyone park better, right?

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This person started to park on the blue lines, thought better of it, drove around the parking lot and ended up here.

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If only there was another handicap spot to park in. Oh well, guess I’ll just have to squeeze into this not-a-spot instead.

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Well, at least they’re lined up with each other.

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Pay no attention to those lines! They’re not important at all.

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Just park it anywhere, folks. Anywhere at all is fine.

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Sorry motorcycle people, those blue lines aren’t for you, and you’re always going to be big jerks for doing this, especially when you could move ten feet over and park in an actual spot.

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