avie

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

i dont need a date i need cash

When you describe someone as “eminently punchable”, you are saying that something about them is just begging for a knuckle sandwich. 

When you describe someone as “imminently punchable”, you are saying that, in the near future, they are going to become someone who is able to be punched.

I think we’ve all met someone who qualifies as both.

Someone whose punchability is inherent, perhaps?  Someone, dare I say, immanently punchable?

Someone who is inherently about to become extremely punchable would be immanently, eminently, imminently punchable.

The punchable energy just… emanates from them

One could, theoretically emanate immanent eminent punchability and this become imminently punched. Particularly, persistently punchalicious, perhaps?

flight attendants were right all along….

if u wanna help someone……….ya gotta make sure you put on your own oxygen mask first

Personally I’m a tender cowboy

Feral scientist

$13.50, rip

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

angery!

150 million years worth of reptilian fury contained in a body smaller than a shoebox

R E B L O G   T H E   P I G E O N .

Fuck society fuck capitalism I’m gonna go full feral and live in the woods

yep

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

me: *spills my feelings* my brain: *slamming fists on table* REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGRET REGR