Sapphire🍒

prompt list by @novelbear | requested: @generalfee

• "move, you're on my side of the couch."
• sneakily placing another dish next to their partner as they're finishing up with the dishes. then laughing through an apology as it naturally sets them off
• arguing in the grocery store aisle because one wants normal oreos while the other wants to try one of the new, random flavors that just got released
• "no, i'm not going to give you a bite because i know you're not gonna like it. then you're going to ask me how the hell i like it, and i don't want to listen to that right now."
• "get up, you're snoring and i can't hear the movie." "then turn it up..." "so you can yell at me for waking you up? no!" "you woke me up anyway!"
• "oh my god if you buy one more plush to occupy my spot on the bed i'm kicking you out to sleep on the couch."
• if they have a pet, they might fight over whether or not they should let them climb on the furniture
• getting annoyed when one sets an alarm which inevitably wakes the other up much earlier than they intended.
• "uh-uh, no more reading before bed. you keep waking me up with your dramatic gasps every time you turn the page." "well, i'm sorry that i engage and connect deeply with literature!"
• bickering over the right amount of toothpaste that should be put on the brush
• ^ or over one taking wayyy too long in the shower
• "what's the point of the blanket being on the couch if it can't be used?" "it's for show!" "oh for the love of god-"
• "take an extra jacket, it's cold out." "okay, mom."