The fucking mobile game ad. the burn. im crying

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

polar opposite of this post

inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this

This is really beautiful!!!

i was worried my cat is dehydrated because i never see him drink water so i’ve started leaving a cup of water that’s “mine” (aka he sees me drink out of it once before he does) in my room so he thinks he is being a rebellious naughty by drinking out of it but rlly he is just following my plan & being hydrated .

God in the Garden of Eden

Absolutely obsessed with the implications of this comment

i can’t believe that both voldemort and palpatine canonically fucked

just to clarify, they did not fuck each other, that would genuinely be terrifying

I too want a bunch of tiny bowls to hold spices in while im cooking but who’s gonna wash them....not I

Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

Just a few more. This is a big trend. 

Things I learned from the comments

I didn’t know she existed and now I think she’s a pretty rad woman. I would hesitate calling her a protofeminist as some often do with amazing women in history but she is pretty cool. Also she’s still very relevant today as women are still treated the way she was.

other things i learned: damn historic artists drew a woman with her own tits on a plate with Cleavage and prominent nip nops???

When is titty cupcake day?

Today!

Coming up!

I just wanted to hear this post in real life, and I chased that impulse.

no records no passport no id no birth certificate. no birthname, no gender! the only thing i’m legally classified as is “a problem”

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

If I don’t always reblog this assume I am dead

thank god nobody on this website was horny for the main character from cloudy with a chance of meatballs

i hate to say this but we dont KNOW that

Okay but I can't be the only one. He was dorky and dorky is a hella kink

Shrek and Han Solo kinda dress the same

technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

I want a new character

Then make one.