not anybody has ever been saved alone

"happy april fools day!" wouldnt even notice with the type of shit i got goin on

suddenly viscerally remembered when I was in first grade and decided that “I got a boo boo” was too childish of a way to communicate to my mom that I’d gotten hurt.

I was a bookish kid though, so instead I switched to “mommy, I’ve been wounded” which in retrospect must’ve been a little odd to hear from a six-year-old.

#making silly faces is reserved only for his daughters

w-why are you looking at me wurmple

oh god ok ok just please don't hurt me

“Oh, baby girl… it’s okay!”

SAM’S VALENTINE’S DAY COUNTDOWN ↳ 4. GLENN & MAGGIE (The Walking Dead)

The Walking Dead — 3.01 “Seed”

Rick Grimes in THE WALKING DEAD 5.10

Rick Grimes The Walking Dead, 8.01 - Mercy

THE WALKING DEAD, 6.11

Doctors are like HERE is your APPOINTMENT if you are late I WILL PERSONALLY kill YOU but when you show up on time they are like I; am so so sor..ry.. Theree, will bbe abt housand yeaars, delayy

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

anti-intellectualism actually refers to when I'm scrolling through tumblr tired and I skip all the posts longer than a paragraph

cmon child safety lid you know it's me