a rusted essence

you have a God complex, I have a thog complex. don't caare

one day, you will close Tumblr for a final time…

concept: a robot girlfriend calling you pet names like ‘highest priority’

nice –adjustment=-20 nohup /bin/girlfriend

Love that it’s in /bin instead of /usr/bin. Girl, you’re essential to my operating system.

memory windows 🪟

SHIVERS — I AM LA REVACHOLIÈRE. I AM THE CITY.

*AGENTES IN REBUS*, WHEN YOU WEAR YOUR COAT YOU WEAR MY SOUL. YOU MOVE THROUGH MY STREETS FREELY IN MOTOR CARRIAGES AND ON FOOT. YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE HIDDEN PLACES.

I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.

Today i will recall who were the four Lords in Dark Souls

Hopefully that's all of them. I think I didn't forget someone this time.

@cerastes yay! im so glad. im gonna return to firelink shrine and chug some estus flasks with my bros now.

Wind, rain, glass, by Abbas Kiarostami, 2007.

you guys NEED to stop doing this to jerma

did you know you can find chubby/fat people hot. did you know how infintalizing it is to refer to a grown ass person as "friend shaped." did you know you should shut the fuck up if thats how you're gonna refer to chubby/fat people .

KEANU REEVES as Matt in River’s Edge (1986), dir. Tim Hunter.

So horny for grey wardens like the concept of grey wardens. My brain is collapsing in on itself like a dying star.

You drink poison to fight poison you do what needs to be done and you aren't even remembered for it. Your sacrifice means nothing and it means everything. Grey Wardens inspire you and make you better than you are and becoming one is literally a death sentence. An order for murderers, repentant and not, and society's unwanted, the people who never had a chance and the people who had a chance and wasted it. It can be punishment or liberation, a prison or a way out of one. I'm going to be ill.

Do they have yaoi in silent hill

Sabine Agostini

damn dude that's kafkamasc i mean transmesque i mean. fuck. whatever.

My stomach hurts because I can't stop laughing at a Reddit thread where someone asked for help identifying their "not dead" plant that could not more clearly be dead if it were found in a pharaoh's tomb

Some more stellar comments from the jesters at r/whatsthisplant