Carnivora

scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.

i’m gonna collapse

hello character playlist maker. i want to play a game. you must make a 20 song character playlist for any character of your choosing. but if you use any song by Mother Mother or Lemon Demon, the computer will explode. you have 30 minutes. make your choice.

a'ight since some of y'all think you’re so clever. here’s a real challenge. no:

can’t believe I’m only now finding out that hiro suzuhira redrew her anime goth girl in 2020 after finding out how iconic she is in the west

Hyena that was being SO cute at the Denver zoo yesterday!

shopping carts are pathetic little herd animals and when you don’t bring them back to their corrals after they’re done helping you they scream and cry and wail because they’re alone and scared and exposed to predators. you have the power to prevent this

You guys can't post stuff like this it makes me sad

Sweet girl pushing her glasses up onto her nose and starts fumbling with her clammy hands. She starts pulling at her sweater sleeves: uh a hey hi there I was uh like um just wondering if you’d like to um like maybe like uh get coffee sometime?

Me looking up from posting ‘my cum comes out like jello and not the gelatine kind I’m talkin PUDDING’ onto tumblr: huh? What’d you say?

testosterone should be neon green and glowing btw