Aaaaaand the UK is in lockdown. When I get myself sorted I’ll be a bit more active 😨

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“Well I’m sure we’ll find something~” Hermes nodded, taking Fandral to a swanky looking shop

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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“Sure, what do they have?” Fandral asked, glancing at the menu in Hermes’ hands.

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Hermes passed him the menu, “all kinds of classics. I’m rather partial to crepes~”

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“I like those,” Fandral said, glancing over the menu. “Took me awhile though; my father was horrible at making them.”

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“Surely it’s very difficult to mess up a crepe?” Hermes smiles

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“You would be surprised,” Fandral said, giving a lopsided smile.

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“I’m not sure I’m brave enough to find out” Hermes shuddered

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Fandral laughed a bit. “I hope you never have to do so.” He glanced away from the waiter as he approached, a strange sort of reflex he’d developed.

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Hermes noticed the reflex and raised an eyebrow, paying the bill. “Well, we ought to go find you some clothes~”

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Fandral smiled at that, looking up at him again. “I haven’t bought new clothes in awhile, this will be interesting.”

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“What kind of things do you feel most comfortable wearing?” Hermes asked, offering Fandral his arm as they left the restaurant

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mcdolans

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

HOW

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

takemewherethewildthingsare

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

well

do not question

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

littlekawaiiusagi

Lol doubt it

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

starbaby96

What the hell, I’ll try it

thepanicatthediscoaddict

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

I wants a doot doot

hoooowwww does this work??!

Idk man, like I don’t think it’ll work but 🤷🏼‍♀️

Hehe😏 bet

dumbassv32

what if someone were to deactivate before you could doot doot

though i won’t. . , , , im coward

hmmmmm…

HOW? HOW!? Probably a system made to simply send a message to every reblogger.

let’s reblog it

i want to see a doot doot in my inbox-

Come at me, Dooter.

primrosesafterdawn

I’ve reblogged this so many times in the past year but I’ve never received one so let’s see if this works

Bitch doot doot

👀

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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“Sure, what do they have?” Fandral asked, glancing at the menu in Hermes’ hands.

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Hermes passed him the menu, “all kinds of classics. I’m rather partial to crepes~”

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“I like those,” Fandral said, glancing over the menu. “Took me awhile though; my father was horrible at making them.”

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“Surely it’s very difficult to mess up a crepe?” Hermes smiles

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“You would be surprised,” Fandral said, giving a lopsided smile.

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“I’m not sure I’m brave enough to find out” Hermes shuddered

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Fandral laughed a bit. “I hope you never have to do so.” He glanced away from the waiter as he approached, a strange sort of reflex he’d developed.

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Hermes noticed the reflex and raised an eyebrow, paying the bill. “Well, we ought to go find you some clothes~”

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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“Sure, what do they have?” Fandral asked, glancing at the menu in Hermes’ hands.

agodlybooty

Hermes passed him the menu, “all kinds of classics. I’m rather partial to crepes~”

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“I like those,” Fandral said, glancing over the menu. “Took me awhile though; my father was horrible at making them.”

agodlybooty

“Surely it’s very difficult to mess up a crepe?” Hermes smiles

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“You would be surprised,” Fandral said, giving a lopsided smile.

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“I’m not sure I’m brave enough to find out” Hermes shuddered

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johix

Monty Python’s philosopher jokes are the actual best.

simplyclockwork

@heyblinken lmao we just watched this

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tatturmemes

On Anon or not, send “Plot:” + describe something you really want to RP with my muse or something you want to see my muse do (if it’s to/with another RPer, list their username) and I’ll rate it:

fuck no || not really interested || huh?? || give me more details… || sure why not || OMFG YES

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make-a-meme

Send '🍑' for my Muse to find Yours bent over something with their ass on display

Or alternatively, send ‘🍑+’ for Your muse to find Mine doing the same.

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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“Sure, what do they have?” Fandral asked, glancing at the menu in Hermes’ hands.

agodlybooty

Hermes passed him the menu, “all kinds of classics. I’m rather partial to crepes~”

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“I like those,” Fandral said, glancing over the menu. “Took me awhile though; my father was horrible at making them.”

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“Surely it’s very difficult to mess up a crepe?” Hermes smiles

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idontkillorphans asked:

“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.”

agodlybooty answered:

“You sound lost, talk to me? I’m listening” Hermes murmured, seeking out the source of the tentative prayer

idontkillorphans

“By the gods -“ sleipnir all but jumped when someone appeared to answer, wobbling and latched out to steady himself. Curse alcohol and it’s persuasive means. “...what do you want in return? You - always want things.” He slurred.

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“In return for what? You’re yet to make a request” Hermes chucked in amusement, focusing in on the prayer and flying towards it, “what is it you pray for?”

#Hermes’ brother is always drunk hes used to it 👌🏼

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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“Sure, what do they have?” Fandral asked, glancing at the menu in Hermes’ hands.

agodlybooty

Hermes passed him the menu, “all kinds of classics. I’m rather partial to crepes~”

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idontkillorphans asked:

“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.”

“You sound lost, talk to me? I’m listening” Hermes murmured, seeking out the source of the tentative prayer

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rpdepartment

send ◘ to grab my muse’s jaw, forcing them to look at yours.

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Hermes didn’t seem to notice his use of the endearment, giving Fandral’s arm a reassuring squeeze

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“So it’s all rather close knit? Well, that’s rather surprising” Hermes finishes his drink, “would you like dessert?”

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memeasaurus-promptus

Gods and Deities Sentence Starters

“And what are you the god of? Bad tastes?”
“You’re not my god.”
“It’s been a long time since anyone invoked my name.”
“I’m a god, not a genie. I do not ‘grant’ wishes.”
“You haven’t an inkling of an idea of what you’ve just done, haven’t you?”
“And what is a mere mortal to a god?”
“A god is only as powerful as their believers.”
“When’s the last time anyone prayed to you?”
“Don’t be stupid. Gods don’t exist.”
“Your petty discourse is highly amusing.”
“What a cute little shrine! I wonder who’s it to?”
“Your title may have “Evil” in it but you just look sad.”
“No one’s ever built me a shrine before…”
“You mustn’t be a very good god then.”
“Your mortal woes are beneath me.”
“You dare speak to me in such a tone?”
“Be careful of what you wish for.”
“You don’t know the meaning of “God-King”.
“You know not of who you speak to, do you?”
“You don’t look very… godly… to me.”
“’A god’? Don’t be so full of yourself.”
“What are you the god of?”
“Does it get lonely?”
“Oh god, please don’t hurt me!”
“Your god has no sway here.”
“And what brings you into my domain, little one?”
“I think I just woke something up. Something powerful.”
“Um… hello? Any… anyone listening?”
“This is stupid. Of course no god will listen to me.”
“You probably look nothing like your statue.”
“I hope this shrine is worthy enough for you…”
“I’m here as a sacrifice, as promised by my people.”
✨+ add your own!

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If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude