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the vorkosigan saga, misquoted

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Miles: Let me explain something to you, sir. When you're in a situation, you don't have time to think. So I thought to myself, "Don't think, Miles. Act."
Illyan: So you weren't thinking.
Miles: Not at all. I cannot emphasize enough how little I was thinking.
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“An interesting theory, let me propose an alternative one: I am going to win this time. And this is a theory I have built up from the following postulates: one – I win every time; two – this is a time; three – I will win this time.”

— Miles, definitely

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Miles: So, Bel. In your quest to find the one image which perfectly sums up the Dendarii Mercenaries and everything they stand for, you’ve elected for a shot of twelve Barrayaran cricketers in the Betan Desert wearing swimsuits and carrying a fire engine.
Bel: Yes.
Miles: Hmm. The awful thing is, I sort of know what you mean.
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I'm rewatching B99 and I can't stop myself

Illyan: Did he clear you for active duty
Miles: First of all, the medtech was a woman. There’s a such thing as women medtechs, sir
Miles: I lied for effect, it was a man
Miles: And he said that I was perfectly fine
Miles: Except for three cracked ribs
Miles: And a broken toe
Miles: Which was right next to two other broken toes
Illyan: Did he clear you or not?
Miles: [laughing] He did not. All right! Let’s get to work, guys. We got a perp to catch
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