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Dorian Electra , give me a lobotomy🤒🤒

average dorian electra song:

*the most awesome beat you’ve heard in your life* *an intro that makes you immediately know it’s gonna be good* I know I’m gods favorite freak, crucify me, watch me bleed *beat drop*

Baby theyre serving cunt at the last supper,

Jesus’ a masochist he knew that he’d suffer

*chorus repeats with special effects on the voice* *random piano* *starts whispering* suffer, suffer, suffer, suffer… *song fades out*

FANFARE IS OUT 🎺🎺🎺 here’s all my dorian fan art 😈

Dorian Electra Fanfare fan art

my advice to you is to never waste your time trying to fit into a club or hobby or any community who makes you beg for acceptance and approval just to participate when you could do the alternative—get involved in a niche and endangered hobby run primarily by old people.

i wanted to learn how to hunt ruffed grouse and train bird dogs so i sent an email to my local chapter of the ruffed grouse society explaining that getting into wildlife groups is intimidating to me because I’m trans

and all they saw was that someone under 60 wanted to learn to hunt grouse & several months into my mentorship I was told that like 7 old guys argued over me until they had to pick a number between 1 and 100 to decide who got to personally mentor me.

imagine vying for the acceptance of some gatekeeping weirdos when your mere interest could be inciting verbal combat among retirees

my mentor was so sweet & funny too. he suggested we meet over lunch first so he could tell me about what to expect before we got started & I emailed back “I’m ready to get started right away!”

and he said “I was actually suggesting lunch first for your comfort on the assumption you wouldn’t want to get together with a man you’ve never met, in the woods with a gun.”

Like, I trusted him because of the referrals I got from one of my professors but like, right you are sir fair enough. Lunch it is.

exactly 😌

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

the critics are raving

Claudia would support Akasha until she found out "kill all men" excluded Lestat

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this is somehow already a classic short video

This looks like it was shot in 2019 and 2006 all at once

If you're gonna recommend tale of the body thief to someone that really likes lestat, you should probably warn them that there is an assault scene pretty early on...

I actually adore Lestat and found it perfectly in character for him and not tonally dissonant at all, and his regret and trying to pay her off is also in character <- is a Lestat girlie (gender neutral) and it is a feature not a bug, cause he isn’t real. Also I my unpopular opinion is TOBT isn’t actually a bad book — it just makes people uncomfortable (understandably), but again, see what I said before.

I'm not saying it was out of character or anything, people are allowed to write about topics like that. It's just probably a good idea to give a warning when recommending to someone you don't know. Like you don't even need to spoil anything just say that there is a scene where that happens so people can prepare themselves.

behind every gay person is a gayer, more evil gay person