you love me for it.

Your guard is up & I know why. ♫

For a moment a band up thieves in ripped up jeans got to rule the world. ↳ Long Live // Taylor Swift

Captain Swan + talking to each other in pirate puns

Captain Swan - 2x06 // 6x17

• Charming & Killian having it out, slandering each others names, “I always knew you were nothing but a dirty thieving pirate, but this is low, even for you” “And here I thought princes were supposed to be honorable, but I always knew you can’t scrub the filth off of royalty” and eventually they get so heated somebody calls Emma, and it turns out they’re both just super into couponing and fighting over the last bottle of laundry detergent on super-discount in the store (“It’s a moneymaker deal, Swan!”)
• Killian, Granny, and the older ladies of Storybrooke starting a group dedicated to the beautification & maintenance of Main Street, but people are terrified of them because they’re basically a gang. Killian’s last crew is well aware of the consequences of crossing the captain, so you’ll often see Smee going up and down Main Street picking up any litter that has made it’s way there, or any stray weed growing in the planter boxes (looking nervously at Granny’s while she watches out the window in a vaguely threatening manner)
• Killian can regularly be found at the docks looking for the good stuff. The stuff you can’t find on the streets of Storybrooke. The primo shit. (Killian has a fishmonger that gives him first dibs of the fresh catch of the day)
• Killian & Emma regularly going grocery shopping together, and she keeps trying to fill the cart with Poptarts, and Eggos and he is trying to buy all fresh locally grown organic food, but she gives him the puppy dog eyes and pulls out a coupon for the Poptarts, and once again he’s reminded that his wife is a magical human being (regardless of any literal magic she possesses)
• Killian owns an apron with a cartoon kraken on it that says “Let’s get Kraken” that Emma got him as a gag gift, but he wears regularly because he loves it.
• Killian being very methodically into butchering meats in a way that makes his in-laws uncomfortable to watch (Emma finds it adorable).

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