"Oh wow, lovely..."

my favorite part of “So High School” is that is sounds like a song that would be in a coming of age high school movie in the 2000s, especially the intro

The way Taylor repeatedly talks about how she feels like her youth was drained and taken and is upset about feeling that way on multiple songs on THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT and in “So High School” she compares this new relationship to making her feel like she’s back in high school is just so lovely.

This album has so many references to her old songs and her own words. I can talk about the connections between some of the tracks to her old works forever.

Now I understand our poetry professors. (I’m an English literature major)

Taylor writing the prologue for TTPD

Whether or not you agree with the criticisms of her relationship there's something cathartic about hearing Taylor Swift finally lash out at her fans weird possessiveness of her personal life

everyone calls taylor a lyrical genius and although i sometimes agree, i live for the stupid ass lyrics.

“all my friends smell like weed or little babies” so real.

“touch me while your bros play grand theft auto” ok girl whatever

Taylor Swift talking about her song 'Florida!!!'

''Florida is a song I wrote with Florence + The Machine and I think I was coming up with this idea of what happens when your life doesn't fit, or your choices you've made catch up to you and you're surrounded by these harsh consequences and judgement and circumstances did not lead you to where you thought you would be and you just wanna escape from everything you've ever known, is there a place you could go? Haha, I'm always watching Dateline, people have these crimes that they commit where they immediately skip town and go to and they go to Florida. They try to reinvent themselves, have a new indetity, blend in. And I think when you go through a heartbreak there's a part of you that thinks 'I want a new name, I want a new life, I don't want anyone to know where I've been or know me at all.' So that was kind of what that was, the jumping off point behind 'Where would you go to reinvent yourself and blend in?' Florida!''

📸 Via shesjustlosingit on TikTok

i'm cackling so hard she really said "your daughter sings songs i wrote about you TO YOU BITCH"

(everybody is okay)

Still can’t believe they Dorian gray’d him that burn should’ve at least left some discoloration

My personal hedcanon is that that's why he grew his hiar out and started wearing collared shirts/jackets all the time. The skin on the back of his neck is scarred/offcolored from skin grafts and he's covering it up to avoid questions.

I guess we could just asume Ra's did some shit though.

Stop it guys, the league can see you

THIS HAS ABSOLUTELY MADE MY FUCKING DAY

BRO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE HES ABOUT TO BURST INTO TEARS 😭😭😭

That robin.

Tiw | ins

(Bruce Wayne voice) I’m Bruce Wayne, from Gotham City, I’m participating in Nailed It! because for years I’ve tried to learn how to bake to impress my father [cuts to old pic of baby Bruce trying to whisk in a bowl, wearing a crooked chef hat, Alfred trying to help him with a really loving look on his face], and- (someone in the background yells LIAR!!) (Bruce covers his face, the background music stops) fine I lost a bet to one of my kids and they thought it would be hilarious for me to participate because I’m terrible in the kitchen [cuts to picture of grown Bruce with a pan on fire, looking absolutely frantic, sad trombone sound] [the people behind the camera laugh]

First challenge is recreating justice league cake pops, the camera zooms into Bruce who has the biggest forced smile ever on his face as he holds a cute green lantern pop.

Bruce: nailed it!

Nicole: (cackling as the camera zooms into the ugliest cake pop her eyes have ever laid on) WHAT IS THAT!

Bruce, as the camera pans into the details of the mess of a pop: personally I think it’s an accurate depiction of green lantern

The cake challenge is making a giant cake with ALL the known batvigilantes in Gotham.

Bruce: [makes a paper towel cowl and puts it over his face] Bruce: [stands behind his cake and sort of looms there] Bruce, as foppishly as possible: I’ll be being Batman. [doing the growly voice really badly] I’m Batman. Voices behind the camera: [all laugh]

Paper Towel Batman goes viral in gif form.

(Also Bruce, cutting out Nightwing’s emblem in fondant: I want the vigilantes of Gotham to know that I am making these in a manner designed to be efficient, and not in order of how much I love them. Host: That’s…nice?)

#DCU#camera guy 1: how does he know what every suit design looks like? i haven’t seen him pull one reference. camera guy 2: [shrugs]

@thebibliosphere

just imagining a teeny tiny tim being absolutely devastated about jason’s death, that he manages to get on to dark forums to contact a mercenary for a hit on the joker’s life.

and who happens to be that mercenary? deathstroke.

tim wires money from his (admittedly very high) allowance to slade, who finishes the job within the week — news outlets are going crazy as nobody knows who pulled off such a stunt — bruce is confused, and dick is both grateful, that someone took the bastard who killed his baby brothers life, and angry, because bruce wasn’t the one to do it.

slade however? wants to investigate, someone finally had the gall to order a hit on the joker and he’s a little curious to see who it is.

only come to find a little boy all alone in a big house who spends his nights following around a vigilante in a furry suit.

and, well, slade hasn’t been the best parent, and probably doesn’t know how to deal with an average kid, but who can blame him when he begins to train tim into becoming a mercenary just like him — after all, how else is he gonna defend himself on the streets of gotham when he gallivants around with an expensive camera, a sign basically saying ‘kidnap me!’ strapped to his chest?

so what if the kid becomes robin and uses those skills in the cape? that’s batman’s problem to figure out.

What if Jason did the whole shtick of "wow another Robin huh? You'd think the old bats would think better of it after the last one kicked it" and then Tim is dead faced pissed and punches him in the face and goes "Don't ever talk about my dead girlfriend like that again" and Jason's just bluescreens cause wat