Campaign 3 Episode 66: Aid of the Tempest

Bonus:

Caves are weirder and more varied than you think

my followers can have some cave pics, as a treat

Good reference for writers

i feel like I will miss those foolish days, which made me work harder the days when I was young and cheerful and the heart that was pumping so fast after dancing hard

Critical Message

Finished piece of Orym's latest Sending to Dorian.

"Can you get there? I'm… struggling. Sorry. Can you get here? … Fuck, I miss you..."

I can’t wait for those two to finally meet up again. And if they do indeed get together, what will an Orym that is not pining even look like? 😁 I want to see these two happy so much. Also because I want to see how Liam plays a happy character.

Resources For Writing Sketchy Topics

Medicine

Writing Specific Characters

Illegal Activity

Black Market Prices & Profits

Forensics

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

Reblogging for the last addition

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

Orym is struggling. ❤️‍🩹

Suddenly struck with a need to explain to you how boat pronouns work (I work in the marine industry).

When you're talking about the design of the boat, you say "it".

When the boat is still being built, your say "it".

When the boat is nearing completion, you can say "it" or "she".

When the boat is floating in the water you probably say "she", unless there is still a lot of work to be done (e.g. no engine yet) then you say "it".

When the boat is officially launched and operating, you say "she". If you continue to say "it" at this point you are not incorrect but suspiciously untraditional. You are not playing the game.

If you are referring to a boat you don't really know anything about you may say "it" ("there's a big boat, it's coming this way"). But if you know its name, it's probably "she" ("there's the Waverley, she's on her way to Greenock").

If you are talking about boats in general, you say "it" ("when a boat is hit by a wave it heels over")

If you speak about a boat in complimentary terms, it's "she" ("she's a grand boat"). If you are being disparaging it may be it, but not necessarily ("it's as ugly as sin", "she's a grotty old tub").

If she has a boy's name, she's still she. "Boy James", "King Edward", "Sir David Attenborough"? The pronoun is she.

If it's a dumb barge (no engine), you say it. But if it's a rowing boat (no engine), you say she.

I hope this has cleared things up so that you may not be in danger of misgendering floating objects.

Home , a Shadowgast fancomic, pages 1 to 6!

Venting time: I need to be real with you all about this project... I don't think I have the energy to finish this comic at the moment. Seeing it just sit on my files collecting dust breaks my heart but I don't feel like I can go on with it...

My honest wish it's to just scratch everything and start over... The inital idea was to make a simple comic (LOL) but I think I bit a little more than I could chew at the time. I needed to learn A LOT more stuff to make it the way I want it to be... I did learn a lot while making these pages thougn, and it was truly a fun experience so I'm gonna hold on to that!

Bottom line... I'm sorry, but i think this is it for this project... I still haven't given up on the idea of making comics about Caleb and Essek's domestic life, I have some ideas, but I'll try to make it simple this time (SIMPLE FOR REAL)

Anyways, I'm truly sorry and a big warm thanks to you all for supporting my work, it means a lot to me <3 (pheeew this was way too long, i'm sorry!! ^^')

Vox Machina episode 114 and Bells Hells episode 91.

Vax's death and FCGs death. History repeats itself

#when sam couldn't save liam and liam couldn't save sam

HEY. HEY OP

I came across the word "swaggereth" in a book from 1622 last night and felt like it should be shared with the world.

"Hee swaggereth, as though the whole Towne were his owne."

(source: Adagia in Latine and English, Erasmus, 1622.)

official linguistics post

-Critical Role Campaign 3, Episode 92

you & me & the devil makes three

hehehe colored these evil widofjord au sketches bc i still think the concept is Big S*xy