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*screams into the void like hot people do, yaknow*

@sherwoodknights

Sky/Jesse/Armand, they/them, non-binary, 19, INFP, bi disaster. your local dumbass and irrelevant character stan, period drama trash, oc whore ♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎♡︎
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researching parrying daggers as a fun little treat and i'm delighted by how much every single one of these things looks like it's designed to be as annoying as possible

this one is my favourite. it's called a swordbreaker. it looks like a weaponised version of snagging your clothes on a door handle. if you caught my blade in one of these things there isn't a force on earth that could deliver you from my fury.

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juney-blues

deliver your fury with what? your sword?

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You Broke Me First || Aelon and Visenya

ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀsᴇʟғ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ'ᴠᴇ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴛʜɪɴᴋɪɴɢ 'ʙᴏᴜᴛ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴇʟsᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴅʀᴜɴᴋ ᴀᴛ ᴀ ᴘᴀʀᴛʏ, ᴏʀ ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ ɪᴛ's ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴄᴀʀ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘʜᴏɴᴇ's ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴏғғ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ᴄᴏᴜᴘʟᴇ ᴏғ ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs, sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ɴᴏᴡ

ɪ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʏᴏᴜ, ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜɪs ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜɪᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ғɪx ɪᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ʀᴀɴ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ɴᴏᴡ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴀsᴋɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ ɪᴛ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ, ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ'ᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇʀᴠᴇ? ʏᴇᴀʜ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ sᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍɪss ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴄᴀʀᴇ ʜᴏᴡ ʙᴀᴅ ɪᴛ ʜᴜʀᴛs

ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ʙʀᴏᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ ғɪʀs

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“Best not to let your father know the extent of your commitment to me,” Elizabeth said as she pulled away, a shadow passing over her face once more. “I don’t like distrusting him, but this letter greatly disturbs me … ride at first light tomorrow and act for all the world as if you have obeyed him. Do not let slip that you have told me about any of this.”

Summary: Robert recieves an unnerving letter from his father with a command he is only partly willing to obey. John, in the meantime, is preparing himself to dilvulge news that threatens to tear apart his family. Edward's reign comes to an end.

END OF BOOK ONE

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“Best not to let your father know the extent of your commitment to me,” Elizabeth said as she pulled away, a shadow passing over her face once more. “I don’t like distrusting him, but this letter greatly disturbs me … ride at first light tomorrow and act for all the world as if you have obeyed him. Do not let slip that you have told me about any of this.”

Summary: Robert recieves an unnerving letter from his father with a command he is only partly willing to obey. John, in the meantime, is preparing himself to dilvulge news that threatens to tear apart his family. Edward's reign comes to an end.

END OF BOOK ONE

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I can’t with this

Out here serving Targaryen realness … ethereally beautiful and don’t get me started on the hair ummfff ( yes I know this was few years back , leave me alone 😂)

@sherwoodknights but why is he so Jamie Campbell-Bower coded?

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orcboxer

Things that work in fiction but not real life

  • torture getting reliable information out of people
  • knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
  • jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
  • calling the police to deescalate a situation
  • rafting your way off a desert island
  • correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
  • effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
  • ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
  • heterosexual cowboy
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The thing that stands out to me about Game Changer is that the cast is on to Sam by now. It's been six seasons and these are intelligent people. They know there's a twist. They expect something's going to happen. They're going in shields-up and ready for anything.

And Sam STILL gets them every single time.

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