nature's first green is gold

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

sharks every time theres a cataclysmic extinction event: damn thats crazy. anyway

Good thing I’m so smooth

some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F

it's because you're always on that damn JSTOR

my dear friends. my beloved followers and mutuals alike. this is a mandatory assessment. report back with your scores

nobody wants to reblog with their scores. come on. be brave. its ok to fail sometimes

i made up Star Trek to trick you guys

so now I'm gay for nothing?

now youre gay for nothing.

31 Days of Halloween - Day 30

“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” 

Hocus Pocus dir. by Kenny Ortega (1993)

“source?” i can feel it in me bones

the role of the person in the passenger seat is not only navigator but secretary as well. you have to type up the drivers messages to random ladies on facebook about cbd cream & google whether that billy joel song was the theme song for that show or not

you also have to provide a henchmans disdainful scowl at whoever the driver is flipping off in the target parking lot

other assorted roles may include

he's the funniest person i know

star wars + text posts — obi-wan kenobi edition