our tasteful callbacks vs their garish references
my doordasher has been fucking around in the restaurant parking lot for a half hour now. probably playing with his tip and maybe even his balls a little bit on the holy day no less
to be honest he may even be curiously slipping his middle finger in and out of his hole with his shirt between his teeth adn his legs shaking well as long as i get my food buddy
who knows though
For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”
if you set off a rube goldberg type death trap to kill someone, if it's a long enough machine, it ceases to become your fault if somebody dies at the end. that's how I've gotten away with it all these years, and why I'm still going to heaven.
— capitalists
personally I think this is fine.
Me, seeing unimaginable horrors beyond the abilities the human mind can comprehend: uhh... o_0? idgi
itt ergonomic keyboard
what in gods name am i looking at
the left side is where i place my typing orb
The way the trt subreddit is all body buildering bros says so much about that hellsite
The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.
i've never seen someone comment on an article with a good opinion
Insurance literally sending me bills that they paid, not to ask for money but just so I know how good they are 🥹🥹. Like you think I care? You made up those numbers with the hospital, it's all fake, you could both die tomorrow and I would sleep better for it
Christians have literally been whining about people stealing their children since their inception, earlier it was the Jews, now it's drag queens and trans people. Literally no one wants your shitty children, who would want them? They're so annoying, you made them that way when you raised them Christian. Just go get groomed by your priest and hang out with your God in heaven away from us for fuck sake
You know spring has sprung when the pbots migrate back ❤️❤️❤️
It was called the civil war bc everyone was so nice about asking to stop slavery