0-5: CERBERUS

hello tumblr artist, where are your original characters

Ok, question. Why not use the For You page at that point?

Because it sucks

I wish tumblr had stories so I could just put this TikTok on it 24/7

If I had mandibles I'd clack them together like tongs all the time

Swooning and excited for a new game Dealer for your soul

The Dealer was made for the monster fuckers, in this essay I will-

ONE LIVE ROUND ONE BLANK.

He's gone feral

I really wanted to draw my Dealer go batshit feral when he's getting way too into the game or frustrated. Just fucking ripping the can in half to inhale the beer as fast as possible while racking the shotgun.

Inspired by this post from @psychopacifist-rm-arts that kills me still whenever I see it!

fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

me at the SubSpace wearing a leash and "free use" written on my tits in sharpie: wow I never knew Riemannian manifolds were so interesting

i already have a job and it's called keeping myself alive. why do i have to be employed on top of that