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Malec: *Filling crossword puzzles*
Puzzle : Nine letters. Starting with H and sixths letter is D. A synonym for dangerous to others.
Alec : Hazardous
Magnus : Herondale
Alec :
Alec : *Writes Herondale as the answer*
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More writing in my book :)
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Christopher: people tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Thomas: it’s called arson and those people are witnesses
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Emma: I love sleep
Emma: It’s like dying but with breakfast at the end
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grace blackthorn as estella havisham quotes
“I loved her against reason, against promise, against peace, against hope, against happiness, against all discouragement that could be.”
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clary: i'm cold
jace: here's my jacket
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clary: i'm cold
sebastian: *sets the world on fire*
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Me when Tatiana got roasted at the Enclave meeting.
Me when Cordelia ruined her reputation at the Enclave meeting.
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[after people find out about Ty’s necromancy]
Kit: Look, I know you think my judgement’s clouded because I like him a little bit…
Tessa: You doodled your wedding invitation.
Kit: No, that’s our joint tombstone.
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Jem: Tessa, I’m worried about Kit. He’s listening to Adele on a loop for hours at a time. He keeps doodling “Kit Blackthorn” on all of his notebooks. The other day he called me “Not-Ty”
Tessa, who has already been a mother to an angsty love-sick teenage Herondale and knows when to just let things run their course: *looks up from her magazine* just eat your Cheerios not-Ty
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Kit, after meeting the Blackthorns: So, was anyone going to tell me all Shadowhunters are stupid hot, or was I supposed to get orphaned and find that out on my own?
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Kit: There are two types of people in the world.
Ty and Dru: What are you talking about?
Kit, grinning: Allow me to demonstrate. What is the fear of being murdered called?
Dru, at the same time as Ty: Common sense.
Ty, at the same time as Dru: Foniasophobia.
Kit: Exactly.
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Livvy, visiting Kit again: Are you drinking again?!
Kit, sipping from a mug: Relax, it's just tea.
Livvy, suspiciously: What kind of tea?
Kit: ...tea-quila.
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Kit, after knowing Ty for less than a month: Not to be dramatic, but I would die for you.
Ty, gathering all the items for the necromancy ritual: That's not exactly what we're trying to do here. Haven't you been paying attention?