fortune-maiden reblogged
Drabble Challenge!
Repost this. Followers/Readers send numbers to your Ask. You write a fic/drabble using that line in your piece. Have fun! Expect a ton of requests!!
- “That’s starting to get annoying”
- “Hey, hey, calm down. They can’t hurt you anymore.”
- “You can’t just sit there all day.”
- “I’m too sober for this.”
- “I’m not here to make friends.”
- “I need a place to stay.”
- “Well, that’s tragic.”
- “You’re seriously like a man-child.”
- “You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
- “The ladies love a guy who’s good with kids.”
- “Dear Diary, …”
- “She’s hiding behind the sofa.”
- “I lost our baby.”
- “They’re so cute when they’re asleep.”
- “I’d kill for a coffee…literally.”
- “You’re getting crumbs all over my bed.”
- “Good thing I didn’t ask for your opinion.”
- “What’s the matter, sweetie?”
- “You’re Satan.”
- “I don’t want to hear your excuse. You can’t just give me wet-willies.”
- “I’m bulletproof…but please, don’t shoot me.”
- “Did you just hiss at me?”
- “Do you really need all that candy?”
- “It’s six o’clock in the morning, you’re not having vodka.”
- “I swear, I’m not crazy!!!”
- “The diamond in your engagement ring is fake.”
- “No. Regrets.”
- “How drunk was I?”
- “How is my wife more badass than me?”
- “Be you. No one else can.”
- “I haven’t slept in ages.”
- “I locked the keys in the car.”
- “Are you sure that’s the decision you want to make?”
- “You work for me. You are my slave.”
- “Take your medicine.”
- “They’re monsters.”
- “Welcome to fatherhood.”
- “Why can’t you appreciate my sense of humor?”
- “It’s your turn to make dinner.”
- “The kids, they ambushed me.”
- “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”
- “Stop being so cute.”
- “I feel like I can’t breathe.”
- “You need to see a doctor.”
- “You’re getting a vasectomy. That’s final.”
- “I was a joke, baby. I swear.”
- “Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
- “I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
- “Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
- “This is girl talk, so leave.”
- “Where am I going? Crazy. Wanna come?”
- “There’s a herd of them!”
- “Do you think I’m scared of a woman?”
- “They’re not your kids, back the f*ck off.”
- “You’re a nerd.”
- “I’m late.”
- “Just get home as soon as possible, okay?!”
- “You smell like a wet dog.”
- “I could punch you right now.”
- “Are you going to talk to me?”
- “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
- “If you can’t sleep…we could have sex?”
- “Flea markets don’t carry fleas, you know?”
- “Here, take my blanket.”
- “I don’t want you to stop.”
- “How could I ever forget about you?”
- “You’re bleeding all over my carpet.”
- “Run for it!”
- “We need to talk.”
- “Not everyone is out to get you. Stop thinking that. It’s annoying.”
- “I want a pet.”
- “Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
- “I’m not wearing a dress.”
- “I’m not wearing a tie.”
- “Quit beating me up!”
- “Please put your penis away.”
- “It’s a Texas thing.”
- “Don’t argue. Just do it.”
- “I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
- “Does he know about the baby?”
- “Hold still.”
- “I just ironed these pants!”
- “Enough with the sass!”
- “Show me what’s behind your back.”
- “I’m not going to be sympathetic until you go to a doctor.”
- “Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
- “Stay awake.”
- “STOP INTERRUPTING ME!”
- “You’re not interested, are you?”
- “I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
- “Tell me you need me.”
- “Oh honey, I’d never be jealous of you.”
- “I’m telling you. I’m haunted.”
- “I had a bad dream again.”
- “Have I mentioned, I fucking hate Halloween.”
- “It’s Christmas, don’t be mad at me.”
- “You’re not going to starve yourself on Thanksgiving.”
- “The store ran out of Easter eggs.”
- “How could you forget your son’s birthday?”
- “You can only suffer through my whining for so long until you get up and make me a sandwich.”
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Have one more in the queue right now, but I’ve decided to pin this post and generally open my inbox to drabble requests :D
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