I love snapchat because it allows me to temporarily be the flower princess I deserve to be instead of the bland potato I actually am
tfw u know u got the cutest wife
tfw your friends are too cute and a married couple
i know you’re all over halloween now but uni’s been too busy this week (so i haven’t celebrated yet!) but now it’s the weEKEND lads!! and i have a halloween party to attend 🎃👻 do you like my costume? i can’t move or see or breath very well
sorry pb but your selfies made me want to bring this back lmaaaooo
i wish my life was like a perfume commercial
Was that a Russian proverb? The “blind, proud” thing?
where’s that panel of a very sensual and topless clint barton that looked like he was about to fuck venom
don’t worry about it, i actually just found it! i hate it!
@parrisshadam lmao do you hate me yet
someone: calls me by a nickname
me: 💝💛💖💙💖💞💞💖💞💖💝💛💞❤️💙💛💙💜💘💚💟💟💓💞💚💕💖💜💝💛💞💓💘💞💖💜💟💛💘💞
i’m the gray text @parrisshadam is the red
im tired and i want to kiss a girl
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i love this show!
