is it SOUL-EXPANDING? is it going to leave me better than it found me? is it gay? if not i am not interested

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

No

slurp

I hate it when I’m really nice …. And then people are just not that nice ? The audacity

when somebody jokes about your insecurities

when someone jokes about your friends’ insecurities

didn’t we just have a monday last week???? are we really gonna keep doing this?????

how you feel now isn’t how you’ll feel forever

sleeping is nice until u wake up and realize ur still sad lol

me:ok time to go and look at my college stuff that i have to do becaues its college

college: words

me:

did you yeet today or did today yeet you?

me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best

employee: I’m sorry, what?

me: which is the best to buy

one thing i never do is write a rough draft it’s all or nothing go big or go home

I’m full of garlic bread and homosexual thoughts

imagine a horror movie where all the characters are gen z and not particularly scared of dying

killer on the phone with a character: i’m in your house and i will kill you

character: alright lit hurry up tho

killer: do you want to die?

character: yea? what kinda question-