Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906
I said what I said
Hartford Courant, Connecticut, March 9, 1906
I said what I said
"Spider-Man the Cat"... we're really feline the name.
I; Spider-Man of New York; approve this message
I can neither confirm nor deny this happening... all i can (and will) say is that MR. Stark will not be outdone by Mr. Incredible
Happy: “Kid–,”
Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: “Were you ever going to tell me?”
Happy: “I didn’t mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.”
Peter, dramatic as hell: “Five years.”
Happy: “Peter–,”
Peter: “I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan.”
Happy: “—I’ll buy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don’t cry—,”
Peter, already tearing up: “I don’t even know who you are anymore, Harold.”
Peter: You too?!
Pepper: Peter-
Peter: No! I don’t want to hear it, Virginia
Peter: I just can’t believe they would lie to me
Bruce: What do you mean?
Peter: Happy and Pepper lied about their names!!! Like who would even do that?!!?!
Bruce, sweating: Haha yeah…
Bucky : -*silently backs out of the room*-
Yes, hello, can I just forgo having a body please? I would like to be a formless being.
Lol mood
So bc tumblr hates links this will be hard to pass around but theres a White House petition to save the USPS
This is significantly more important than a change.org petition bc it HAS to be acknowledged if it gets enough signatures
Please sign it and reblog!
This is what the average patrol looks like for @the-spider-meme-man and me
...I think we might’ve gotten adopted...
I use too many devices to keep track of all the panels I’ve saved of “Peter flirting with men or otherwise indicating he’d be dtf”, so fuck it, I’m going to stick them all on this post as I rediscover them.
This shit is why Spider-Man can never join the Defenders and also why he is a widely acknowledged menace.
What does this mean
spider-thot, spider-thot
he knows that namor’s hot
Does he swing? Yeah, both ways. Thor and Wasp both have legs for days. LOOK OUT
IT’S SPIDER-THOT
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Look out!
This is hilarious and a legitimate reason to be late for school.
Hee! Oh my gosh, this is great, thanks for tagging me!
Need some help?
Please?
It’s okay if your phone autocorrects ‘fuck’ to ‘duck’. You’re still using fowl language
Listen!
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
I’m sorry for making you feel bad about bbies. ;;
It’s ok. I’m Spider-Man. My superpowers are basically like... enhanced anxiety
How about you like. Don’t ask your followers this?
you should wait. it makes the videos so much better
Consider: Trying to hide it is literally getting harder and harder with each passing day.
i can wigglywoo it into a pocket dimension for you
You can’t do that!!!!
…oh. that surprise. i thought you meant like. a computer. an x-box. something on that scale
i can wigglywoo a perception filter over them and/or you?
We already told her about it.
Surprise, everyone, I’m having a baby!
WHAT THAT’S AWESOME CONGRATULATIONS
Thanks! I got a trashcan in my office just for morning sickness!
oh yay, that part of pregnancy :P
Yeah, I got it real bad.
NOONE SHOULD EVER ENTRYST ME WITH A BABY
scott lang, completely misunderstanding peter parker’s power: hey if u want man we could get tiny and just like hang out, i don’t know if you’ve ever been in a lego castle but it’s pretty sweet
peter parker: u have no idea how much physical pain having to turn this offer down is causing me but,
Scott Lang, upon realizing Peter Parker can’t shrink: oh okay no biggee, we’ll just make the LEGO castle big
Peter, ready to cry from joy: do you like Star Wars? Because I have a replica… and my friend Ned and I got it to fly…
Scott Lang, a mechanical engineer and nerd: kid you are my people
Tony, calling peter: …and may I know WHY THE HELL IS SHIELD CALLING ME ABOUT A LIFE-SIZED DEATH STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?!
Peter: we didn’t want it to crush any buildings so we brought it out here!
Tony: THATS N O T MY POINT!!!
It got better!
I was gonna SAY, Tony would fly out there, look at the thing, and go…. No, this isn’t life size. Impressive though. Okay, bugs, put on these helmets, we’re taking this into orbit and doing this at 1:1 scale.
Sam: Barnes is gonna make an awesome Chewbacca.
Bucky: -.-
Guardians arriving back in Earth orbit for a visit: Rocket : When the **** did Earth get another moon? Peter Qull (with an indescribable look on his face, but knowing his entire life has built to this moment): That’s no moon!
(so this face?)
I am Groot!
They… did what?!
whistles innocently