I Am The Entire McLevy Fandom.

due to woke the hanged man tarot card is being replaced by the hung woman

there’s no shame in admitting that none of us have any concept of how big a whale is

about as big as the car i’m drivin’ on down to the loveshack, baby

deleting files makes me so scared what if i Needed That

*i spin the wheel to the right so hard i dislocate both my arms*

thank u Andrew Hozier-Byrne for writing songs that require a whole-ass liberal arts degree and possibly a minor in classics or Irish literature to understand the allusions, thus providing enrichment for all the girlies (gender-neutral) who started out as English majors in undergrad.

actors love to make their characters subtextually gay not just because they’re a little gay themselves though that often is the case but rather because having a secret is like energy drink to acting, and being gay is the easiest most obvious secret. whenever you’re unsure of your character’s motivations consider: maybe they are gay? see where that takes you. should be pretty far

somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

trying to find good lore friendly custom clothing for skyrim

i never need to google which new show has lesbians….the former carmilla blogs I followed in 2014 have me covered every time without fail

Ten years on this site and I still find it very jarring whenever someone who spends most of their time posting about cartoons delivers a deeply uninformed political take with supreme confidence

can the cost of living like... chill

Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

If I were tumblr famous this would be a smash hit