Thanks to CEO Jeff D'Onofrio for his 8 years at Tumblr. He was here for everything from the skeleton war to the Ever Given, but now he’ll be listening to the music playing from another room. ❤️

oh tumblr…

I like how like… with every new piece of Star Wars media that paints Tatooine as more and more of a shithole where everyone is a murderous crimelord the funnier it gets that Luke Skywalker just grew up on this planet completely normal. Like I’m envisioning a normal day at Tosche Station where a cyborg biker and a  Twi'lek prostitute are stabbing each other over a bag of spice and then it just pans over to this fresh-faced nancy boy sitting at a table sipping on his blue milk going “oh golly, I sure do love power converters!”

This is why Uncle Owen never let him go into town. “If I ever let this airheaded Lawful Good twink on his own, he’s going to get shanked within five minutes because he asked someone about the weather.”  And look what happened the first time Luke went into town without Uncle Owen? Lasts 90 seconds in a bar before someone tries to shank him.

i just think that this meme has potential outside of marine biology

nsfw version O_o

so proud of my organs for unionizing. would be great if it wasn't against me but you can't win them all i guess.

what is the brain but the landlord of the organs

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

Change my mind

for the love of all that is good in the world, someone needs to do that completely feral welshman next

michael sheens venn diagram is a circle labelled Slut

i didn’t think this could get better but then it did

amazing

An important clarification.

This is the sickest most severe burn i have EVER SEEN

One of those AUs where Han is unknowingly Force Sensitive and refuses to believe in the Force.

BUT specifically, his disbelief paired with his sensitivity leads to EVERYONE IN HIS VICINITY losing their ability to connect with the Force.

Skepticism so strong that it knocks out the superpowers for everyone else.

Han could kill Palpatine. Without evil magic he’s just an old dude.

He could shoot Darth Vader and actually hit him.

Obi-Wan getting annoyed with Han being all “the force is nonsense, old man” and trying to levitate something.

Palpatine goes to electrocute someone and it just looks like interpretive dance because no lightning happens.

Palpatine: “UNLIMITED POWA- what? Where’s my lightning?”

Cut to Palpatine smacking his wrists together like he’s trying to jiggle the batteries in the remote to work.

Han just ends up shooting the crazy old dude.

#dont fuck with him #he has the power of scepticism AND Force shenanigans on his side (via @formvienthusiast)

This is a golden headline

i hope that the return of russell t davies as showrunner results in doctor who’s production budget being drastically cut. it’s just not rtd era if half the monsters don’t look like shit.

This scene is seriously the cutest thing ever.

#Remember when there was a non-human person who hadnt talked to anyone of her species in decades #And her only companion was the man she loved and who ignored her or bossed her around and was rude to her #And Martha met her and the Doctor and Jack were busy doing ‘important shit’ #But Martha was the one who took the time to chat with her #To learn more about her language and culture #Who befriended her #Encouraged her to open up and joked with her and made her laugh #And then because of that discovered what they needed to know BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE#remember that #Remember that time Martha Jones was better than you #God bless Martha Jones 

martha <3

#remember when doctor who used to pass the bechdel test

Remember how Doctor Who fans all hated Martha for some reason.  When the “worst” she did was has feelings for their white fav.  She never even acted on those feelings, never broke up any ship, and even at a point came out and explained why she needed to move on from the toxic cycle of getting hung up on someone who didn’t return her feelings.  Also she was a badass without getting a sue inserted backstory to match in with the Doctor’s history or putting other characters down or having to constantly show them up.

martha was too good for us

the biggest shock in the Lord of the Rings is not Frodo learning that the ring his uncle left him is the One Ring, nor Gimli discovering that Gandalf survived the fall from the bridge of Khazad-dûm, but Barliman the innkeeper hearing that the dirty old homeless man who used to live in the woods and would come in to bum a beer off him in exchange for a poem had just been crowned king of the entire world.

#and if he has any ounce of sense

#the very next day there should be a big-ass sign out front

#saying INN FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS! KING ELESSAR SLEPT HERE (via @tanadrin)

me looking for frodo baggins

we can't have fucking anything

guess we have to do it ourselves

That isn’t what a marine biologist does. At all

but it could be

The series is being produced by “Global Citizen” huh? I wonder where they get their funding from…

Would you look at that, the series promoting good social media metrics as “activism” is made by a group bankrolled by the world’s largest and most powerful corporations who all stand to benefit materially by preventing any meaningful change to the status quo.

Don’t fall for this bullshit excuse for a show.

I cannot believe they did Neoliberal Apprentice

do you think gladys berejiklian has girl power. do you think gladys berejiklian effectively utilised girl power by easing restrictions in nsw when there were over 1000 new covid cases in one day alone

me: :(

ABBA: chiquitita you and i cry, but the sun is still in the sky and shining above you! let me hear you sing once more, like you did before, sing a new song chiquitita <333

me: :)