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just_adora_being_adora.mp4 (pt.1 because I’ve only gone through the first season so far lol)
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Generic Medieval Fantasy™ role reversal where the royal chancellor is a jocular goofball with a strange preoccupation with dad-joke-level puns and the royal jester is just intensely sinister in ways that only outsiders ever seem to notice.
@battybiscornu replied:
is the jester even funny or do they simply jingle ominously
The king thinks they're hilarious.
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This artist's rendition is like a renaissance painting and is the most thing I've ever seen (affectionate) thank you for your service
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they thells she shells by the he whore
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Greek Nathan's foot long Yogurt Hot Dogs
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Karolina Żebrowska’s “Beauty Through The Ages” video shows not only on the glamorized versions of women but also the real, middle and lower class women as they lived in the past century.
GIFS VIA.
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES THANK YOU.
Reblogging again because this is the ONLY “fashion through time” video that does it right. All the others glamorize/modernize the eras WAY too much, esp. considering they’re claiming historical accuracy. This is the only one that truly nails it.
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Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?
It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.
I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."
speaking as a social science researcher, this is the best example I've ever seen of why most questions should be free text
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god I wish that were me
who is the person in the corner
Nancy Pelosi
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how fucking strong is Zuko like why do you even bother with your bending when you could just wham bam snap Aang’s spine with a kick
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Trail cam catching a deer fawn with the zoomies
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The male orgasm is a myth
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Inshallah he will be stirred into a fine fry
A delicious meal
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
@jaekaeyay here ya go
oh my fucking god. she’s unironically saying men have cooties
Now that this has blown up, I want everyone reblogging it to know their blog has man residue on it
Reblog to get man residue on your blog
Fuck gold star lesbianism and here’s my man residue
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Made the worst brownies ever created just now
Chat where did I go wrong
Guys that was in the past can we please move on
RECIPE:
- 200g salted butter cause that's what you have in the fridge
- 200g dark chocolate chips
- 16 tbsp brown sugar (you do not own a cup measure)
- 3 eggs
- 1 tsp vanilla extract
- 8 tbsp flour
- 4 tbsp cocoa powder
INSTRUCTIONS:
- Preheat oven to 180°c
- Melt the butter and chocolate together using a double boil method because you do not have a microwave and it gets the job done
- Add your sugar and vanilla in a somewhat halfhearted manner as you contemplate just how necessary this sheer amount of sugar is for the recipe
- Add one egg, mixing well to incorporate
- Go to add another egg but decide against it as something about the egg looks suspicious. Realize you only have two eggs left (you threw away your other eggs for the same reason) so you therefore cannot avoid the suspicious egg. Google how long eggs stay good past the expiration date. Decide you still don't trust it. Contemplate how necessary the egg is. Decide you cannot use the egg even though it hasn't actually gone off because it feels wrong and would make the finished brownies feel too suspicious to eat. Wonder if you qualify for an OCD diagnosis.
- Remember that eggless brownies are a thing and that those recipes use milk as a substitue. Figure they serve the same purpose and substitute the remaining eggs with milk
- Add your dry ingredients and mix until smooth
- Bake for around 30 minutes. Realize it isn't baking. Keep baking it for far too long until you eventually admit that you fucked up and it's a lost cause
- Enjoy
No because I need to set the record straight I swear I genuinely am very good at cooking and baking it's just that it's been a while since I baked and I never remember to take photos when things do turn out good 😭
I am my own worst enemy here because I only post my catastrophic failures and yeah fair when you only see those it's pretty easy to reach the conclusion that I am just bad at this but those who know me do know that I am at the very least halfway decent in the kitchen and not a completely helpless idiot
Attempting to redeem myself
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We should piss on the poor
How dare you say that reading comprehension on this site is piss poor
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one thing about americans is that they know how to make a fucking milkshake
i hate the stupid milk consistency shit you get here like if you give me a milkshake it better be rock fucking solid. i want that thang thick like concrete. it should piss me off trying to drink it through a straw. i should have to wait for it to thaw
