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izzetheking

I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .

wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image

holy shit

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Writing advice from my uni teachers:

  • If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
  • Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
  • Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
  • Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
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writerlyn

This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.

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v1leblood

sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously

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Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr

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thededfa

Me: wettest sound?

*turns on sound*

Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video

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brokentripod

I need an umbrella to watch this video

>looking for a new cake video

>ask tumblr if their cake video is creepy or wet

>they dont understand

>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet

>they laugh and say “it’s a good cake video sir”

>watch the video

>it’s wet

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ratt-teeth

my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM

oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing

YOURE ALL SO MEAN TO MY BOY

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mister-crow

I drew your boy

HOLY SHIT

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