Euripides (Tr. Anne Carson) / @wholeheartedsuggestions / Jenny Slate / Euripides again
I seethe with rage every time I am forced to sit in a chair designed like this like who is this good for
I AM 5’7 I AM AVERAGE HEIGHT. now explain how this is comfortable
So short people don’t feel left out
Reblog with your score
HOW?
I hope this cat didnt kill any of those birds .
wow you actually found a practical use for that reaction image
holy shit
Writing advice from my uni teachers:
- If your dialog feels flat, rewrite the scene pretending the characters cannot at any cost say exactly what they mean. No one says “I’m mad” but they can say it in 100 other ways.
- Wrote a chapter but you dislike it? Rewrite it again from memory. That way you’re only remembering the main parts and can fill in extra details. My teacher who was a playwright literally writes every single script twice because of this.
- Don’t overuse metaphors, or they lose their potency. Limit yourself.
- Before you write your novel, write a page of anything from your characters POV so you can get their voice right. Do this for every main character introduced.
This is legit good writing advice, especially the first bullet point! In playwriting class we did a bit where every bit of dialogue had to be an accusatory question and it was glorious.
literally this:
I used to do this as a kid (on paper) and we had a cat that would watch you draw the body shape like
:-/
But then as soon as you added the WINGS the cat would go
:O
the wii is considered a retro console now.
THE WII IS CONSIDERED A WHAT.
sorry to be part of the elitist intelligentsia but i do think you have to read the text you have an opinion on if you expect your opinion to be taken seriously
Voted wettest sounding video on tumblr
Me: wettest sound?
*turns on sound*
Me: oh. Yeah. That’s a wet sounding video
I need an umbrella to watch this video
>looking for a new cake video
>ask tumblr if their cake video is creepy or wet
>they dont understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is creepy and what is wet
>they laugh and say “it’s a good cake video sir”
>watch the video
>it’s wet
my grandma sent me a picture of my dog with his new xmas present and i need a fucking inhaler LOOK AT HIM
oh to feel a fraction of the unbridled joy he is experiencing
YOURE ALL SO MEAN TO MY BOY
I drew your boy
HOLY SHIT