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Split-Personality

@harvey-dent-two-face-blog / harvey-dent-two-face-blog.tumblr.com

We're Harvey, and Harv, Dent. Otherwise known as TwoFace. This is our RP account. So message us, we dare you. "Let our heart be hardened, nevermind how high the cost may grow!"
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the moral of frankenstein is if youre going to build a monster out of dead body parts dont make him like 8 feet tall and super strong

or just love your super strong 8 feet tall son

Like, don’t abandon him because you are scared of him. Like you met him a second ago. He just wants a family

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feynites

The moral of the story is that you need to be prepared for the realities of parenthood before you commit. Sometimes you get what you expected, sometimes you get an eight foot tall super strong patchwork zombie child, sometimes you get neither of those things. No take-backs.

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glumshoe

One of the funniest things about this is that the creation is supposed to be “hideous”, but he’s described as looking like some kind of huge goth prince and… really doesn’t sound so bad.

That’s not what’s meant by “hideous” in the text. The creation is not “hideous” as in “aesthetically ugly”, it’s “hideous” as in ghastly, terrifying, shocking, unnatural, wrong, uncanny. Aesthetically the creature is described as “beautiful”, the way Victor painstakingly designed him. That’s why he’s described as sounding like a tall goth prince, and if you interpreted “hideous” to mean “ugly looking”, I can see why it would be confusing. 

Moral of Frankenstein: love your giant goth son

Moral of Frankenstein: Just make him a damn wife so he won’t haunt you.

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tradicans

Duality of Nature

@isley-phd We walk down the street of Gotham, flicking our coin up, catching it, checking who won, and repeat. Slowly we make our way to the green district, wanting to see a friend.

Ivy was making her way back from the farmer’s market, arms laden down with groceries. She could grow most of the things herself, but she wanted to support the local organic co-op.

@isley-phd Eventually we jog along to the greenhouse, waiting outside, and knocking. “Miss Ivy? You home?”

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Touch Meme

Send a symbol to have your Muse touch my Muse in a certain way and see how they react!

➟ Pull on their hair/clothing ➡ Smack dat ass ➢Grope them ➣ Slap their hand away ➤ Punch/Slap/Assault them ➥ Rub their back ➧ Massage their shoulders ➨ Put their hand between mine’s legs ➚Tickle them ➙ Pinch them ➛Poke them ➜ Play with mine’s hair ➝ Feel mine’s heartbeat

Might be fun. Oh you think so? Well yeah why not? Harvey. Read the damn list.

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Encounters

We keep walking silently, soon noticing the limping man, followed by two others, making us raise our good eyebrow, flipping for what to do. Heads. Damn. We walk towards them.

Oswald is dragged from his thoughts somewhat at the approach of a disfigured man who seems to be intent on walking towards him with purpose. A soft furrow appears between his brows, why isn’t he moving out of Oswald’s way? Everyone knows he’s the king of Gotham… 

We keep walking right towards them, amused now, but we stay respectful as we pause in front of them, proffering forth a hand. “Mr. Cobblepot, yes?” We say with the closest thing to a smile our face allows. @sugardaddypenguin

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*whispers* You can be mature and respectful and still have a dirty sense of humour.

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geekishchic

*murmurs* You can curse a lot and still be highly intelligent with a massive vocabulary.

*mumbles* You can be quiet and reserved and still be witty and even outgoing in certain circles.

*sighs* You can be intelligent and sharp-minded and still forget what month it is

*Gossips* You can be nice and quiet, and still able to break people’s nose.

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ehnoshima

THINGS U SHOULDNT SAY TO AN ARTIST WHILE THEYRE DRAWING

SEE ALSO “WHY IS HE/SHE NAKED” iM NO T DONE YE T SMARTASS

“OMG WHY DOES IT HAVE BOOBS YOU PERV” IT’S A GIRL I’M DRAWING A FUCKI GN GIRL.

“Why isn’t the rest of it shaded?” BECAUSE I’M STILL SHADING THE FUCKING FACE FUCK NUGGET

“Hey you missed that bit” DOES IT LOOK LIKE IM FCKINGNSM FINISHED U NIPPLE WANK

nipple wank

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t-iii

“Did you draw that?” YOU ARE WATCHING ME DRAW THAT!

“Who is it??” “WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??”

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foxtrot44

^ that last one though

the last one xD

Yes. So much yes.

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Anonymous asked:

3 5 15 character ask?

3: I’ve mad a twoface coin, bought one, I made my own jacket as well, so yes!5: How devoted they were to their wife before shit hit the fan.15: Hmm... Brutish and stupid at times.

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4, 9, 11, 13

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4: How torn they are! It really resonates with me, being a mixture of a jerkface and a people pleaser.9: That’s a tough one. I really like the batman the animated series one.11: Again, tough. I liked the brief relationship between him and Ivy, specifically when he mentioned Harv wanted to “Hit you with a truck.”13: That he’s stupid and easy to beat. He’s a really really neat and complex character. So yeah. I mean he figured out who batman was and found the batcave!

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comfort character ask meme

send me a comfort character and a number and i’ll tell you:

1. how long have i known about them 2. whether or not they’ve ever made me cry 3. whether or not i have any merchandise/objects with them 4. what about their personality i like 5. what about their backstory makes me emotional 6. the moment of theirs that made me the saddest 7. the moment of theirs that made me the happiest 8. something about them that made me laugh 9. my favorite canon outfit of theirs 10. my favorite moment with them in canon 11. my favorite relationship they have with another character 12. what i like about the way the fandom portrays them 13. what i dont like about the way the fandom portrays them 14. what i liked about the way canon portrayed them 15. what i dont like about the way canon portrayed them

Go ahead and ask us.

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