LOL YOU’RE GAY

break up with her and date me instead

when the gym teacher tells you to stop picking the grass

This is so mundane yet specific at the same time

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

i can confirm she actually did it 

also tho i cannot believe ur calling me out like this

soon i’ll be there to do it myself :3cccc

i swear to god if u do i will punch u

no u will just not invite me to get fast food with u and ur mom i know this from my dream trust me

i asked @werewolf-draco’s mom to blow a raspberry literally right on their face and she actually did it the absolute madwoman

i can confirm she actually did it 

also tho i cannot believe ur calling me out like this

soon i'll be there to do it myself :3cccc

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

Yakuza 0 beats Shenmue and Breath of the Wild to become the best Action Adventure game of all time 

In the latest issue of Weekly Famitsu, Ryu ga Gotoku Zero: Chikai no Basho (Yakuza 0) was voted the best Action Adventure game of all time by the readers of the magazine beating both Shenmue and Breath of the Wild. Two other Zelda games also featured in the list! Next month sees the results of the Adventure games genre. Check below for the full top twenty…

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where tf is Hozier? I want new music from him

Nobody picked him up from church

Shimada Brothers by Momo

I want to _____ you.

Interesting..

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

*cautiously reblogs this*

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*  

I want all these things!!!!

Esp 707….pls.

Are you there, God? It’s me. Jalapeno.

Pls give me 707…I beg you.

I’m nervous

I’m curious/scared

iM EXCITED

This is going to be ridiculous

Well here it goes

bring it on nerds

Fuck it

i never normally post this many ask things, but i’m suffering through writers block rn and i’m terribly bored 

Empty ask box in 3 2 1

I’m scared

//go for it

(( Eh why not

fire away

Camping, 2017

Gunna animate this later! But I’m pretty proud of this piece!

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