transient

wait are there really new people joining this site. i thought it was a hoax.

love this. you get bored so you just start eating some guy

get in loser we’re gonna admire moss and mushrooms in the forest

THE BATMAN (2022) + text posts (Bruce edition)

*travels to the other side of the country* whoa i’ve never seen these biomes bef

post cancelled i forgot biome was a real term and not just a minecraft word

imagine someone thinking of you and buying you flowers

ok now imagine a horse as a skeleton with a blue fire mane

you know what dad? maybe i don't wanna be the saviour of the broken, the beaten and the damned. it's a lot of pressure to put on me and honestly i've been feeling stressed recently because of it

hold on lemme google something

ok yeah this is funny

Keeping the Tigers entertained

Winner winner, red meat dinner🐯

I like how there’s the one tiger in the background just sitting there. “I’ll wait to be fed PROPERLY, thank you.”

I love how politely they’re taking turns

Cats are literally all the same.

Suckers

How to get the boys in the bath

How dare you hide this in the tags

I am glad that bee hummingbirds hatch nests of eggs each smaller than a pea. I am glad that there are oceans two miles deep where fishes unknown to science glow like fireflies.

I am glad that the crumbs taken from my bedroom are returned to tiny cities built by ants, and that the thunder of the storms rolling in from the north trembles in my chest when it is still a ways off. Hello, says the world, you are so little. Hello, says the world, you are so big.

the child who reads 500 books a year to 20 something adult who only reads fanfic pipeline

printers are inherently malicious creatures. i have never met a printer that does not on some level want to make everyone’s lives miserable. they are full of ink and malice

people who are like “i’m hot and mean” and that’s their personality. i love that for you but please stay away from me

THIS is the vibe i’m looking for bestie!!!!!!!!!

Me infodumping about my hyperfixations to people who know nothing about them

[on date] *winks flirtily* and btw i am soooo haunted by the ghosts of my past mistakes and how preventable their consequences were. do you want me carnally

are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?

also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy

YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening

kiwis aren’t supposed to make your mouth itch

much respect to the people in the notes going “i have learned something new about myself today, but i am going to continuing eating and enjoying my itchy spicy danger food”