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Salad Booty is the Best Booty

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Tanished Coast Server | Pepperpatrol.2139 Roleplayer | Salad Enthusiast | Fashion Police This blog is a Gw2 themed sideblog. For other materials, please see my general shitposting blog. Asks both IC and OOC are appreciated.
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spiribia

not to grip your shoulders desperately for a moment, but i never personally saw caithe’s egg thievery as an illogical progression of her character. there’s a consistent thread of this profound loneliness and uncertainty in her throughout the personal story. i don’t blame people for finding her later actions random, either, because it’s possible to just miss a lot of this stuff and some time had transpired - but look at the twilight arbor dungeon, where she enlists you, rytlock, and logan to help her confront her evil ex (afraid of succumbing to her plant wiles). and rytlock and logan get angry at her, and both ditch mid-dungeon. leaving only you by her side - which she comments on. and meanwhile faolain is saying, look how all your friends abandon you, no one will stick by you - but i will, so give up and come to the dark side already. and you can see how caithe believes this, with only the commander as her anchor otherwise. and caithe is basically gripping the commander for dear life at this point. there’s that vision from the pale tree of the doomed future where destiny’s edge never reconciles, and caithe feels so hopeless and alone she does actually run back to faolain. and at lion’s arch where she first tries to get destiny’s edge back together, and they only bicker and storm off - and she, despondent, is left with a sylvari commander who can assure her that they are still here for her, at least, and caithe says, no, you’re right…i suspect that will be my only comfort that gets me through the nights to come. she is literally sending you (sylvari commander) DMs like this

and then in comes mordremoth telling her You cannot trust anybody. You cannot trust yourself. And you cannot trust even the commander.

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ratasum

I think what hits me, time and time again, is that the tragedy isn't in the actual act of killing the dragons, per se. It's that they were born with such love and purpose, and somehow lost their way. To the point that there was no walking back from it. That their own mother said that there was no other way- the only answer to save their world was in their deaths.

Tyria is healing in the wake of the loss of the Elder Dragons. Even after all the pain and fear, the world will recover. We already know Orr was healing, as early as S3 when we reached Siren's Landing. I'd assume other areas are similar, even if we haven't seen it directly.

And it is still a story of hope. That so long as we stick together, keep moving forward. One foot in front of the other. We can succeed and, ultimately, survive.

But hope came at the loss of children whose mother couldn't have known how her loneliness would shape the world, and her own end.

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Do you think certain scented sylvari have to combat the pavlovian reaction to their scent?

Like lavender sylvari adapting shouting and wearing the most noisy, obnoxious jewellery cuz they walk into a room and half the people in there start to drift from using lavender sleep aids?

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While we’re burning Warp down to the ground (good riddance, Art thieves), anyone know a good place to stare longingly from the sidelines look into in game RP?

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slagharrow

GW2RP Discord is dead, I wouldn't bother there, really. Instead, check out the following: - Living World Roleplayers LWRP, for general GW2 RP connections - Ascalon Accord pertaining to Ascalon specifically, ie Black Citadel and Ebonhawke - Krytan Coalition for Krytan stuff - GW2RP caard for a big list of links to active RP guilds (no association to the Discord afaik). Guilds most actively advertise in those three discords, especially LWRP. There is a lot of overlap between the three main discords but they have their own flavor and specific events. Each have places where you can look for RP, post character profiles, and browse guild adverts and upcoming events. There are discords for nobility and other niche hubs.

HELLO YES THANK YOU???

Hello! LWRP Mod here.

We prefer if you enter the discord through our site rather than a direct link. Looking forward to seeing you there. :3

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Yo, this might be a joke but speaking to you as a social worker who has worked in housing and homelessness services and food banks?

ALWAYS CHOOSE YOUR RENT.

Food pantries are a punch in the nuts to your pride but they require WAY less hoops to jump through to get than the financial side of housing assistance. Also, there is often going to be MORE RESOURCES AVAILABLE for you when it comes to food assistance of MULTIPLE TYPES (food stamps/ebt, places that double said EBT, food pantries, places that just give away free food like soup kitchens, places that give away their leftovers from the day before etc) rather than housing assistance which are neither numerous nor are people likely to apply for.

I personally have used food pantries. I may have to use them again. They are there to help you for that reason, okay? Please fucking choose to pay your rent until we can abolish landlords and live on mutual aid.

Stay housed. Do you hear me, if this choice happens, seek mutual aid or charity for food and STAY HOUSED. Statistically, it is better to take the hit to your pride, go ask for food assistance, and sleep in your bed and eat that food in your home because coming back from losing said home is going to be so much harder that recovering from food insecurity is.

ITS FUCKED UP THAT WE HAVE TO CHOOSE BUT PLEASE TRUST ME ON THIS ONE OK? JUST TRUST ME.

(Also your friends are more likely to be able to help you with food than they are with rent. Just truth.)

[start ID: a two panel comic.

The first panel shows a simple drawing of a man leaning backwards with his arm raised and pointed to the sky as he yells: MILLENNIALS ARE SPOILED!

The second panel shows a man holding several papers with the words DUE and BILL written on them in red, saying: SHOULD I PAY RENT OR EAT?

All text is in caps.

The watermark @ eattherich_comic is written twice on the comic. /End ID.]

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fuuinrei

Jokey: “Like what you see? I’m all natural.” “I can’t wait until autumn. I’ve always wanted to be a true redhead.” “A norn said he worshipped Bear, and I was impressed! ‘Till I found out he didn’t mean naked.” “The most painful lesson I’ve ever learned? Hmm. Charr tails are not easily detachable.” “Figures. Most important day of my life and I have a thorn in my nose.”

Flirty: “You walked right out of my dream.” “When I’m near you, I feel like blooming.” “You and I could have our own Wyld Hunt.” “Hello cutie, I was made to climb your wall.” “Knock knock. Who’s there? Warden. Warden who? Warden’t you like a kiss?”

Drunk: “*hic* Ah, I need another drink.” “*gulp* ‘xcuse me. *giggle*” “Why are there two of everything?” “This is so great! Soooo great!” “Oh why’s everybody so serious all the time?” “I can hold my liqueur. Honest! Look, ‘s right here. In my hand.” “Oh I’m a little turret, short and stout. Here is my ammo, here is my, snout.” “Will I remember this tomorrow?”

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beaujes

astarion is finally representation for players who just really wanted to play vampire the masquerade and bring their character to dnd unchanged

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vigilskeep

dark urge and shadowheart hanging out at the start is presumably so funny?

dark urge: so... you don’t happen to have amnesia by any chance

shadowheart, sweating: why would you think that

im crying i asked her and she’s just like that’s basically normal don’t even worry about it

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Imagine if irl Halloween was like in guild wars 2 and every year vlad the impaler or some shit appeared in like London or something idk and set everyone on fire who was bad at Simon Says and then recruited you to fist fight his rebellious emo son's rebellious emo friends in a corn maze. This is the everyday reality of tyrians

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hawkepockets

“eir is a deadbeat mom” ❌ eir chose not to be anyone’s mother, which was absolutely within her rights. she is, however, someone who makes most of her choices out of shame & regret and denies herself the pursuit of joy & excellence she was once motivated by and made hard sacrifices for. she’s unpracticed at vulnerability & doesn’t value herself much, which can make her hard to love 👍

“kas is a flake/makes her crisis of faith your problem” ❌ kasmeer is one of dw’s most doggedly consistent, bright, and cautious members. she stuck by the commander during her crisis of faith, which she mostly suffered through in private, and dealt with by weaving her own safety net of community & spiritual/heroic work outside the guild, so she wouldn’t burden you. she is, however, a total monarchist in anise’s pocket 👍

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