Counting Crows!

One Crow — Bad Luck, Death (Should be noted that a corvid alone is unusual as they are gregarious species)

Two Crows — Good Luck, Joy

Three Crows — Wedding, Female Birth

Four Crows — An Event, Male Birth

Five Crows — Money, Positive Business

Six Crows — Wealth Change, Loss/Gain

Seven Crows — Secret, Curse

Eight Crows — Life-Altering experience

Nine Crows — Love, Something Sensual

Ten Crows — Turnaround In Luck, Overwhelming

Eleven Crows — Surprise, Secrets (Hidden/Revealed)

Twelve Crows — Good Luck, Fulfillment

Thirteen Crows — Completion, The End

It’s been said that if the number of covids you see tallies up to something negative, then it can be countered with saying “Greetings Mr. Crow, I salute you!” as well as offering it a lil’ treat!

There are many different rhymes to help you remember! One of the longer ones goes as follows:

“One for sadness, two for mirth;

Three for marriage, four for birth;

Five for laughing, six for crying:

Seven for sickness, eight for dying;

Nine for silver, ten for gold;

Eleven a secret that will never be told.”

Sigyn aesthetic

Greek Mythology art by IrenHorrors!

Nyx, Hecate, Selene, Artemis, Melinoe, Hades and Persephone, Athena, Aphrodite, Thanatos.

I new End Game bosses emerges with a steller theme.

Ghidorah’s new roar is so sick, getting legiana vibes

Credit: @tahilalats

Face reveal

Cody was fired for sharing a meme, on his day off. Then the bosses son messaged him after it went viral

His????? His kid died????????? And he said THAT????????????????? can i burn this entire fucking company down along with all of fucking capitalism?

WHERES👏THE👏COMPANY’S👏CONTACT👏INFO👏

Please??

Oooooo, prettyyyy…

Reblogging this version for the info bc lmao FUCK that guy

Bitch that place had less that 2.5 stars anyway lmfaooooooooooooooooo

Heeeeyyyy... so Brexit huh? And a General Election on 12th December. Great huh? Big powerful Conservatives party that think they can't be toppled because so many boomers will vote for them... just great huh?

Just in case anyone is disabled, wants equality, or relies on the current government for basic human rights, i quote from the article what the plans are after we leave the EU;

The bill states: “The Charter of Fundamental Rights is not part of domestic law on or after exit day.”

Vote. Make sure you vote. For anyone except Conservative or UKIP. Google tactical voting to see who is best to vote for in your area to oust the Conservatives. Because if you don't then we'll be heading back to pre-ww2 era bigotry, racism, and discrimination.

Share this far and wide. Even if you arent a brit please share.

Sharing for all my British followers, please for the love of God VOTE! This is so important and it’s gonna affect us all if they go through with it, not only the UK citizens. Don’t assume your vote doesn’t matter, don’t ignore this.

STUDENTS: you can register to vote both at your home address and your uni address (though obviously you can only vote once) FELLOW BRITS IN THE UK: Make sure your overseas address is registered and get a proxy voter if you can. Don't rely on the postal votes getting back home in time if you can avoid it. NOT SURE WHO TO VOTE FOR? You have time to make your choice, but register NOW.

I like big boys

itty bitty boys

mississippi boys

inner city boys

i like the pretty boys with the bow tie

get your nails did, let it blow dry

i like a big beard

i like a clean face 

i dont discriminate, come and get a taste

from the playboys 

to the gay boys

go and slay boys, you my fave boys

credit to: say-never for template

dm me for picture credits

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

I’m

If this post get to 200,000 notes by my 18th birthday (November 3rd 2020) I'll get my profile pic tattoo...

I'll get that little guy tattoo

Edit: at people wondering if I really do want this tattoo...I do it's cute and has good memories

GUYS WE DONT HAVE LONG LEFT TO GET THIS TO 200,000 NOTES.

Wow you have to admit the dedication of the people who reblogged this several times

PLEASE REBLOG

GUYS PLEASE THIS IS I M P O R T A N T

Fine

i think if you comment it leaves notes too???

It does... My notifications are cursed with random letters and the bee movie

I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

hnn I WANT IT SO BAD

on closer inspection, it makes a lot of really obnoxious noises and is also Too Expensive. BUT FEAR NOT I found this slightly smaller dude wedged in the back!

IT HAS BITE ACTION, AND THAT’S THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS

now we enter the testing phase

yup. looks good.

Extreme Chompin T-Rex says IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS

Can we take a moment to appreciate that we can use this as a rosetta stone to say “EXTREME CHOMPIN’ “ in four languages?

OH SHIT YOU’RE RIGHT, let me check the garbage to see if it’s still there! hopefully I didn’t destroy it in my excitement

*roar sound effect*

IMPORTANT UPDATE:

update update: I re-sized her collar and found a bag of toy bones at the craft store. I haven’t put this much effort into a non-school thing since my last job search, help

(secret bonus: the other side of her tag)

There’s more!

I love.

I saw that people are reblogging the thread again, so I thought I’d give you all an update on how Wexter is doing!

(just fine)

Wexter And The Case Of Her Continuing Marvelously Naughty Garden Adventures

OP and Wexter can break all my toes and I would still send a thank you card

Wexter says SHE WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING (but she might chew your ankles a little bit maybe)

so it’s come to my attention that at some point this weekend Wexter blew past 100,000 notes, and I for one think that’s very cash money of her.

it’s been a few weeks, I suppose we should check up on the AHSGSHGAFB?!

ajdhf.

well that’s just,,,

REXCELLENT

If this is not a Humans are weird post then I don’t know what is.

I love this plastic dinosaur and it’s adventures. I desperately want one of my own.

oh my fucking god

This is terrible, I love it so much